Allen Key

A state of mind that can only be reached through the consumption of copious amounts of ketamine.

You may feel the urge to dismantle and reassemble IKEA furniture or adjust several bike seats with your head.

Person 1: "I am an Allen Key, put me back in the toolbox, babe"

Person 2 (Gandhi): "You need to stop taking horse tranquillisers my child, man is not meant to become small hand tools"

Person 1: "Pffft...whatever it's Allen Keyin' time, I'm boutta Allen Key all over this joint, I'm comin' for your sockets MOTHERLICKA!"

by GammonMuncher69 July 11, 2024

prop key

A random set of keys to leave on your desk that will give your boss and colleagues the impression that you are in the office, just not at your desk. Helpful when taking a long lunch or cutting out of the oFfice early. Certain military members (with desk jobs) can enhance the effect by leaving the prop keys on top of an extra piece of uniform headgear (beret or other hat)

Boss: Where's Bill? Coworker: I'm not sure, but he could not have gone far since his keys are on his desk. Boss: Okay, I'll catch him later. Coworker thinks "maybe not, if those are his prop keys."

by surlygirl63 May 31, 2011

key-mani

A boy / men who is a player who likes to trick girls into likeing him with his charm , smartness , or so called loyalty .

Key-mani : *use's charm* hey Hanna do you wanna go out or something ?

Hanna : *instantly has a crush on him* yes .

Key-mani : *it worked*

by Lil bow sweet August 6, 2019

universal key

A card used to break into a house.

I use my universal key to open any locked door. example... credit card, license card

by JOHN WRIGHT NOW October 12, 2008

Keys

The nickname of the best person ever. Usually so who is LGBTQIA+ but could be anyone. Probably bake’s the best cookies too. If you want to be cool, be keys.

Girl 1: Hey I think I want to be called Keys. It’s a really cool nickname
Boy 1: Ok, I can manage that.

Boy 2: Alright then keys.
Girl 1: Thanks guys.

by Nolanhater#15 March 21, 2022

key jangler

a person who likes to jerk your chain, or in this case, your keys

That guy Lincoln sure is a key jangler.

by the kidd ego August 16, 2018

portal key

A virtual item used in the augmented reality game Ingress used to make links, fields and remote recharge portals.

Did you know that recycling a portal key will give you 500 Xm?

by Benbe April 18, 2016