July 1st

Also known as the dick of July (Julius Caesar).

Bro, my birthday is on July 1st.
You mean the dick of July?
Yeah bro, Julius Caesar had a monster cock.

by Krifmas June 28, 2021

July 3rd

July 3rd is national TzuyuBot Deactivation day.

I cant believe July 3rd is coming up!

by iHateSuzy123 July 2, 2021

July 23rd

The greatest person on earth was born this day, they are sweet, kind, hot, cute, protective, always there for you, caring, and will love you forever, they have the most gorgeous hair and most gorgeous eyes, they are a keeper

"Woah Dominick was born on July 23rd, he's just like it says!"

by Sissy~ January 19, 2021

Jailbait Julie

A wonderful young girl that looks 18+ but isn't

Is that Jailbait Julie? Well better not tap that.

by NotNotTJ May 24, 2015

July 2

its the middle of the year

me: hey it's july 2

you: ok

by issuerissue November 13, 2022

july 23

july 23 , is the national days for all my hoes that have been there for me since day one 🥲. :D

you’ve been there since day one 😛. this means that july 23rd is that day national day to celebrate you being there for me since day one 😭.

by lilgayboy45 July 23, 2022

July 26

July 26 is national fuck your bestfriend day

hey it's july 26, i'm gonna go fuck my bestfriend

by deps July 25, 2021