July 39th

The day we have all been waiting for. Shreks birthday.

Shrek’ My bday is July 39th’
Me: ‘I knew it!’

by gigggly pufff October 26, 2019

July 18

Either the worst or the best person is born on this day. There is no in between. Either way, people born on this day are bad bitches

Person: Im born on July 18

You: Marry me

by Jam_jam630 November 10, 2021

The month of July

The month of July is Send Nude Appreciation Month.
The best way to appreciate and celebrate sending nudes would be by sending and receiving nudes from friends, coworkers, relatives, and significant others.

Jack: “Hey it’s send nude appreciation month”
Jill: “what’s that?”
Jack: “ The month of July is Send Nude Appreciation Month. The best way to appreciate and celebrate sending nudes would be by sending and receiving nudes from friends, coworkers, relatives, and significant others.”
Jill: *sends nude*
Jack: “wow! I appreciate that”

by Kmiles5124 July 5, 2023

July 26

July 26 is national fuck your bestfriend day

hey it's july 26, i'm gonna go fuck my bestfriend

by deps July 25, 2021

July 3rd

July 3rd is national TzuyuBot Deactivation day.

I cant believe July 3rd is coming up!

by iHateSuzy123 July 2, 2021

July 1st

Also known as the dick of July (Julius Caesar).

Bro, my birthday is on July 1st.
You mean the dick of July?
Yeah bro, Julius Caesar had a monster cock.

by Krifmas June 28, 2021

July 23rd

The greatest person on earth was born this day, they are sweet, kind, hot, cute, protective, always there for you, caring, and will love you forever, they have the most gorgeous hair and most gorgeous eyes, they are a keeper

"Woah Dominick was born on July 23rd, he's just like it says!"

by Sissy~ January 19, 2021