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johnathanns

The are the coolest human beings in reality they are chill and are down to earth no glazing they help you out when are down bad
Aye dat dude johnathanns is a cool as MF dude
by anonymous May 2, 2024
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jonathan bagel

Wow Frank, you ate Jonathan Bagel?
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Jonathan Simms

The watchers special little boy

the protagonist of the magnus archives podcast who’s completely smitten with the lonely tea man and is currently experiencing the horrors
Martin: I think i’m in love with Jonathan Simms
Tim: Our boss? He’s got no ass but you go girlie
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Jonathan Appreciation Day

Definition:
A special holiday celebrated on June 3rd each year, dedicated to recognizing and appreciating all the Jonathans in the world for being the absolute best. On this day, friends, family, and colleagues take time to show extra love and gratitude to anyone named Jonathan for their kindness, humor, and all-around awesomeness.

Origin:
First celebrated by a group of friends who realized their buddy Jonathan was simply the best, this day quickly spread through social media and became a beloved annual event.
"Hey, don't forget it's Jonathan Appreciation Day! Make sure to send a shoutout to Jonathan for being the best!"
by ezpzlemonsquzy June 3, 2024
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Jonathan

A super smart, jacked white boy who cares nothing about himself, and is a huge woman magnet. Definitely pulls. Super athletic and amazing at all sports that don't involve sticks. Although jacked he’s a total fat-ass. Super dope and cool guy to be around. Overall 10/10.
Dude, I went to hangout with Jonathan and he had a ton of hoes over! Gotta love the kid.
by ImBetterThanNinja June 5, 2024
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Jonathan

The greatest sister diddler known to man. If you have a sister Jonathan will find her and bed her.
You see Jonathan going out with Aaron sister now.

Another one? Ain’t he with Alejandro sister last week?
by GrandTemplarVigilant January 13, 2025
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Johnathan

A gay faggot who likes fucking boys under the age and really wants a 19 inch cock every day for summer
Wow look at that Johnathan he likes it big!!
by Itsshallot11 February 10, 2025
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