Jason

A fat bitch that gets rape accusations from his ex because he is missing half his head

P1-Did you know Jason is a known rapist

P2-Wtf no I didn't let's kick his ass with a big back dildo

by Niggas named jason November 21, 2021

Jason

Very funny, smart, and awesome person that will treat you with full respect and kindness until one of you drops. He will protect his love interests no matter what and can convey feelings of others better than his own. Pretty outgoing at times, but reveals a much more appealing side when well-known. Very attractive, loyal, amazing guy.

"Omg there's a sexy person must be jason"

by Zackaroq10192u48301 May 22, 2022

Jason

Jason is the type of guy to have a few friends but who gives everything he has for those friends. He is the type of guy to refer to girls as the ladies because he is such a gentleman. Jasons tend to wear glasses and put their hair up combed back like a real tough guy. Jasons tend to be short but with a big heart. Jasons can be found in Ohio because they just belong there. You can find a Jason doing sporty jobs, such as gym trainers, or go-carting places.

He is such a Jason.
I met a Jason last night he treated me like a lady.

by ThedictionarMargaret April 26, 2023

Jason

A loser who can't play Starbound

lmao look at that loser Jason he can't play starbound

by IPlayStarbound October 16, 2020

Great Value Jason Momoa

Showing resemblance to the iconic actor Jason Momoa but lacking in substance. Typically used to describe a knock off version of someone of statue.

Look at that Great Value Jason Momoa, he can't even swim.

by RUHdog July 9, 2021

Jason

A straight up snitch

Don't be a jason

by Doodlebopabdebop January 23, 2022

Jason

Jason is a guy who will be there for you when you don’t know who to turn to. He is the most funniest person on your contacts list I guarantee. Jason will be a shoulder to lean on and will comfort you in times of need. Jason will be there and never let you down when memes are required. Though he had a dark sense of humour, he knows what to say in serious times. Jason will always make sure that you are okay if you have any sign of sadness. He is loyal, jokey and handsome. Jason will make your life a hell of a lot better.

“Get yourself a Jason, everyone must have one”

“We all love Jason”

by Sando June 8, 2018