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Jade

Jade is a very intelligent girl who lights up the day with her smile, she is extremely pretty which makes all the guys crush on her, She makes friends easily and has incredible friendships with everyone. She can get a bit rude but always makes up for it at the end of the day, She's very popular and is very funny.
"Hey jade could you help me with my homework I'm kind of struggling 😓"

"Of course! You can ask me anytime, I don't mind 😊"
by lovelyyx November 16, 2021
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Jade

Jade has a awesome humor, she is crazy and nice. She a a laugh that is a little scary that scares away the boys. She is a good hunter and pulling horses
Jade is awesome
by Countrygirl674368 March 1, 2019
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Jade Mccgovern

A jade mccgovern is a fat slut. She has little friends and is often found alone watching doctor who. She is probably the saddest girl you will ever find, she is always eating or wearing short skirts.
Have you seen that Jade Mccgovern, who would date her?
by nooo nameee April 6, 2015
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Jade Kenyon

A Jade kenyon is a cock sucking lady whore who loves both males and females. Jades recent sexual experiences have thrown her into the world of prostitution. Her extreme love of sex has encouraged her to create her own sex act, the ‘Kenny’, in which the Female/male partner is placed on the bed with ketamine in her pussy/ass. The male/female then proceeds to snort the line off her pussy/ass. The partners alternate and both get absolutely ‘kennied’
‘found me a Jade kenyon type of bird’

Never been so kennied (in both ways) in me life lad’
by Jadekennyshagger01 June 13, 2019
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Jade

The most beautiful woman in the world, not just because of her cute, shy and timid appearance, but also the inner qualities: her loyalty, how she naively trusts until she can't anymore, and only when given a reason not to; her knowledgeability, being humble and willing to hear all kinds of voices; her persistency, always chases her goals and will overcome any obstacle she meets; and her slight creepiness --- touch her nerves and she will make you regret it.

If you fall in love of her in first sight, be prepared to fall in love again when you get to know her. Love her at all costs, or you might not get a second chance.
I love Jade, because how can I not?”
by anonymous November 22, 2021
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shyla-jade

the fattest of the fatty patty's the most outrageous heffa to exsist.
"shyla-jade is morbidly obsese. stupid heffa."
by shyla jade September 4, 2023
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jade telon

scorpio minor who has an affair with Juanito feito
You see that mf who just got off the getbus? We call them Jade Telon s round deez parts.
by bh4dbh4b13 February 19, 2022
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