July 11

The day you kick someone with their name starting with a t and ending with a n

Imma kick trayten on July 11

by oimate2000 July 11, 2021

July 26

If you were born on this day you’re a bad bitch. A great friend, funny, kind and smart. You’re an undercover freak and when your freak comes to the surface it’s over with. If you were in a movie you’d be the main character. You care a lot about the people close to you and you’d do anything to let them know it. When it comes to relationships you can either be a player or love really hard. Although you have all these amazing sides to you. If you ever got mad, it’d be smart to run. Once someone gets on your bad side, it’s hard to get back on your good side.

Oh your friend was born on July 26, they must be amazing.

by Armanei November 22, 2021

July 16

July 16 is national Getting-Shit-Together day. With this day, you get your shit together and gain as much unholy confidence as possible.

Person 1: *telling the waiter they got the wrong order*

Person 2: this is the first time I've heard you complain about it

Person 1: well it is July 16.

by Cult of Cashmere November 7, 2019

July 27

July 27th is National send pic day you will need to send at least 5-10 pics to anyone

July 27 Girl needs to send 5-10 pics to anyone

Men need to send 5-10 pics to anyone

by 5starrrr.anthony July 27, 2021

July 4th

Give someone 44$ day

That's it, Just do it.

Robert: Hey it's July 4th!

Roberto: So?

Robert: Give me 44$.

Roberto: Why are you in my home

by CntrlShiftEsc June 3, 2021

July 12

It’s pickle tickle day. Go tickle your favorite pickle.

Oh shit it’s July 12th, gotta go tickle a pickle

by Ayo its ya boi small balls July 7, 2022

July 4th

If your born on July 4th your are the most Awesome person in the world! And you let no one walk over you.

Girl: Are you born on July 4th?
Boy: Yes i am
Girl: thats amazing your birthday is on independence day!

by GoogleFactsBirthdays January 4, 2020