Eskamo Job

The act of rubbing a penis with ones nose, with a goal of making the penis ejaculate.

Dude that girl gave me the best eskamo job of my life

by Coach Bailey July 9, 2011

snoop job

The act of sneaking in to a guys room while he is sleeping and trying to give him a hand job before he wakes

I totally gave Barry a snoop job last night

by lingy95 March 28, 2015

Wop job

Another name for an Italian Sandwich.

Hey, do you want to go out and get some Wop Jobs for lunch?

by Kjscyp April 26, 2019

Succ Job

Blow job but it's a vacuum cleaner succing. And it doesn't stop succing. You might lose your dick to a succ job.

OH YES I GOT A SUCC JOB! I HAVE NO DICK BUT I NUTTED OUT BOTH OF MY BALLS AT ONCE! ~Micheal K. Reviews

by DickMcRockHard October 23, 2019

Bear Job

When one masterbates with no lube and ones dick turns into a piece of meat that looks like it got worked over by a grizzly bear.

I was so horny last night I gave my self a bear job.

by Poop Dillah February 9, 2013

Covfefe job

The act of ski-poling while sitting between Vladimir Putin and Mohammad Bin Salman while wearing a red bib that says “MAGA”

The only new employment opportunities the POTUS can create are covfefe jobs

by Dr.Smackly November 28, 2018

Bobble Job

Bobblejob is a UK website where one can post and bid on small pieces of work. The name is based on the old "bob-a-job" principle, where a "bob" was the old coin known as a shilling.
A Bobble Job is an individual piece of work, such as cutting the grass or washing a car.

"I posted three Bobble Jobs today, one to get the fence mended, oe to get the drains cleaned and another to build a load of IKEA furniture I bought."

by Bobble Bob May 10, 2014