Heat Seeking Tuna Missile

The thing in my pants.

See above for the example for: Heat Seeking Tuna Missile.

by newby0713 December 9, 2009

Tuna Sandwich

When someone eats out an individual with female reproductive organs that have not been washed in a long time, and it smells like tuna.

Taeler has a tuna cooch and loves eating tuna sandwiches

by GonorrhoeaGobbler June 21, 2023

Tuna Flopped

Similiar to getting catfished or catfishing. Getting tuna flopped is when you meet someone online for the purposes of sex or romance but the other party’s intent is solely to rob you or do something else nefarious to you, usually when you’re in a compromising position. Similiar to fishing when the fish is baited and pulled out of the water and is then flopping around on the deck while the fishermen high five.

Bob got tuna flopped last night when he met a girl online and she stole his wallet while he was in the shower.

The hooker I met in vegas tuna flopped me when we got back to the room and her pimp was waiting for us in the closet with a bat.

Got tuna flopped last night when my date stole my car after I fell asleep.

by But Sects November 29, 2024

Tuna Cake

Looks sweet on the outside but gets fishy when you dig into it.

How did your date go?

He was hot but super weird and stank.

He's giving tuna cake

by Moistpancakes November 27, 2023

Tuna Waters

The term usually encompasses the entire vagina however has often been noted to just mean the interior of the female genitalia

"Hey David did you root 'er?"
"Oh man. I took the beef boat from dry dock to deep tuna waters and got lost at sea"

by Jimmmmy October 3, 2006

Sweet tuna

Sweet tuna can be used to replace such phrases like

No worries

No problem

Yea for sure

Nat and mot were out bush and Nat asked mot

What he thought of the serenity

Mot replies " it's bloody sweet tuna mate"

by Dave the drover September 1, 2019

Tuna power

A rare power help by only the filthiest of them all. Tuna power. Can be activated and deactivated when necassery. Make sure you remember to turn it off in the following circumstances:

When meeting hot dick

When at a job interview

Feel free to charge up your tuna power when near the coast.

Can be easily activated by violently opening your legs and saying 'tuna power, activate.'

Can be easily activated by doing the opposite.

Yo look at that hot dick

Megan 'tuna power deactivate'
Izzy 'tuna power deactivate'

Megan 'sorted?'
Izzy 'sorted.'

(Based on real events)

by Sophie lambert September 11, 2016