The motion getting oral sex from a vacuum cleaner with Lysol as a lubricator and then pouring melted iron on your pussy once you cum to get a mold of your orgasming pussy.
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Such individuals will often engage in gaslighting tactics, equating physically attractive female characters to pornography or maintain that ugly or masculine-looking female characters are better because of "realism", even in otherwise fantastical settings and despite the escapist nature of fiction. This is a bizarro mirror image of conservative Christian puritanism that such people often found themselves opposed to in previous decades.
Such individuals will often engage in gaslighting tactics, equating physically attractive female characters to pornography or maintain that ugly or masculine-looking female characters are better because of "realism", even in otherwise fantastical settings and despite the escapist nature of fiction. This is a bizarro mirror image of conservative Christian puritanism that such people often found themselves opposed to in previous decades.
"OMG, what do you care what Mary Jane Watson looks like? Shut up, your porn-brained incel!"
"You have pronouns and pride flags in your twitter bio and your likes are full of futa. The Iron Law of Bizarro Queer Puritanism remains undefeated."
"You have pronouns and pride flags in your twitter bio and your likes are full of futa. The Iron Law of Bizarro Queer Puritanism remains undefeated."
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With a friend; IF if find iron in minecraft, you can say "well thats ironic" have make you friend question why they still hangout with you
Without friends; If if find iron in minecraft, you can say "well thats ironic" and then look around and see no one, and have the slow realization that you are going to die alone for your Long and pathetic life, which has no meaning and we are nothing to the universe and one day all Humana will die a painful death...
With a friend; IF if find iron in minecraft, you can say "well thats ironic" have make you friend question why they still hangout with you
Without friends; If if find iron in minecraft, you can say "well thats ironic" and then look around and see no one, and have the slow realization that you are going to die alone for your Long and pathetic life, which has no meaning and we are nothing to the universe and one day all Humana will die a painful death...
You: *Finds iron* "Well that's ironic lol"
Friend: No one loves you
You: okay... D:
Friend: And you adopted
You: AM I REALLY!?!?!?!?!?
You: *Once again finds some iron* "tHaTs sO iRoNiC"
Friend:
You: Oh...
:(
Friend: No one loves you
You: okay... D:
Friend: And you adopted
You: AM I REALLY!?!?!?!?!?
You: *Once again finds some iron* "tHaTs sO iRoNiC"
Friend:
You: Oh...
:(
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She was on the rag but I went down on her and when I came up for air my face looked like an Iron Butterfly
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