jack wood

A man that loves to put penis into his rear cavity. All he thinks about is the next time he will get his rear end pounded. Is not attracted to females.

That guy jack wood likes dick.

by Bradyhuch December 04, 2019

Zachary wood

A chubby kidd who like to eat asia wok and is a third party to the berry group he also has vip access to the asia wok kitchen

“Watch out for zachary wood he might cook up your dog”

by Beeshup slambo January 12, 2019

wood chucker

An individual who everyday bangs the backs out of one or more girls at a time, while taking cialis.

Dan the man bangs more bitchs than anyone I know. dan is a wood chucker.

by Beaushit February 11, 2020

Wood Pigeon

When an event is supposed to be fun, entertaining, and generally awesome and it turns out to be dull and regrettable.

"Yea we were in the Ontario House to watch the Gold Medal hockey game but it turned out to be a wood pigeon."

by /grits/ March 06, 2010

Growing Wood

The process of getting a hard-on.

I admit I only had a twig in my pants...but once I saw her 44 double D's, I started growing wood!

by Pompatus of Love September 04, 2016

back wood

The act of laying prone on your stomach with a wooden dildo strapped around your waist, situated with the base on your back, facing up. Another person then rides the aforementioned dildo as though the prone individual were a trotting horse.

Cathy prefers doing back wood while in full English riding dress.

by Swiping Left October 06, 2019

Balsa Wood

The same as Morning Wood but not fully hard.

Person 1: Woke up with a solid Morning Wood.
Person 2: Same, except mine was a Balsa Wood.

by WoodChipper420 October 16, 2017