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snapped wood

jim got snapped wood from shirley
by Asian Toad June 23, 2011
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tyler woods

Tyler woods often has a small dick and often find enjoyment by jacking off to gay porn. Tyler woods will sometimes date guys but it’s often girls. A Tyler has weak sex game. They also look like Sid from toy story. He sometimes dates girls by the name of Maddie, Sara, Sommer, And Alyhia.
by Kellan Whinthorp June 4, 2019
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Split the Wood

When two girls, often friends, agree to engage in a threesome with a man. This mans' "wood" or penis is being "split"
Sally: I want to fuck Joe.
Sue: Me too!
Sally: We could "Split the Wood"
by C&M Definitions May 21, 2013
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Wood clockin

The wood smoke is hittin it’s making you cough and get high as hell
Aye nigga this wood clockin
by Moetherealest June 8, 2022
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Work Wood

When something great happens at work and you develop a semi hard on. Also, could be caused by a hot chick in the office.
Dude, everybody was high fiving after the deal closed but I stayed in my desk cause I was sproutin some work wood.

Did you see Katie in that skirt. She's killing me. I could not get up from my desk without showing the world my work wood.
by HeavyK March 19, 2012
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jack wood

A man that loves to put penis into his rear cavity. All he thinks about is the next time he will get his rear end pounded. Is not attracted to females.
That guy jack wood likes dick.
by Bradyhuch December 4, 2019
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wood chucker

An individual who everyday bangs the backs out of one or more girls at a time, while taking cialis.
Dan the man bangs more bitchs than anyone I know. dan is a wood chucker.
by Beaushit February 10, 2020
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