Hey.

THIS MEANS BAD FUCKING NEWS. IF YOU SEE THIS ON A TEXT, SHES ABOUT TO DUMP UR ASS, brosef.
if someone texts hey with a period, they dont like you!

TEXTING:
Angelina: "Hey. Wanna go to Starbucks?"
DeStan: Sure!
LATER
Angelina: IM DUMPING UR ASS, DeStan!!!!!!

by Chalie564 January 16, 2024

Hey bobby, look look, I'm American

A funny video where someone of aisan descent makes fun of the avarage american

"Hey bobby, look look, I'm american-

I think I'll use my credit card...
Do you guys have anything non dairy?
...Anything gluten-free?

by Deeth nuth June 29, 2023

Hey girl...

A phrase often used by women to empathetically approach another girl with information about their partner cheating. It's a phrase known on online sites like Twitter, TikTok, and YouTube. Its prevalence seems to have skyrocketed during 2016 and acts as an inside joke to many women.

Person 1: Wow, yeah, he seems like a good person.
Person 2: Right? It's almost too good to be true. I keep worrying I'll open insta one day to a "Hey girl..." DM.

Person 1: Omfg, you know I had to do that last year?! I had to tell this girl who had been engaged with this guy for about seven years that her fiance tried to slide into my DMs!
Person 2: Bro, what?! I could never, dude.

by NeverBackDownLila April 28, 2024

Hey guys check out my new camera

That is not a camera 💀 (gun)

A; "Hey guys check out my new camera"
B; "That's a gun"
A; "Oh wait that's not a camera"

by accterm March 30, 2024

But Hey

That’s just a Theory

A GAME THEORY!!!
But hey

by What’s your handle321 February 23, 2024

Hey Philip

The same equivalent of saying “thats what she said” but gayer
Philip is a pervert and everything he says is sexual

Im so drunk I might be “hey Philip”

I´m still straight though :(

by Rottan September 9, 2022

Hey

The thing you say when a person falls into LEGO city river

Hey a man has fallen into t he e river of LEGO city

by Qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxmcnbc March 6, 2020