When a man pulls his dick out of another man's ass, violently slams it in his partner's mouth only to have his partner bite down and get lockjaw, causing violent shrieking and fighting.
by fitinglosers January 28, 2016
This mf has the jawbones capable of bringing back world peace. He's the guy your girlfriend is talking about. mans is cocky asf and is anything but a virgin.
by Lmao Stranger Stranger April 05, 2021
Bro I was with this girl the other night and she wanted something new so I Tony Hawked her. Got that mad combo score with her!
by anonymous April 20, 2025
v. Thinking up a beautiful, thoughtful, or elegant plan: usually to avoid work or school.
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Fake leg casts! That will not work. You are not hawking man. Stand back; let a man-sized brainpan get to work up in this clubhouse.
by gnostic3 January 30, 2018
The sound one makes right before spitting on that thang. This move is typically done in bed but is not limited to that location and is usually done in a forceful manner.
I met a real nice girl last week while in Tennessee, she took me home and proceeded to suck the soul out of my body after spitting on my thang...the last thing I remember was her making a "hawk-tuah" sound, my thank got all wet and then my soul left my body.
by Mr. Poopy B. June 20, 2024
A reference to when Steven Hawking was rumored to be on the Epstein Documents, a User on X (Twitter) decided to fake some of the info on the documents. But. He was mentioned on a single email, has been recalled to have been seen on the private jet/Island. Some of the people known to have visited Epstein are:
Donald Trump
Bill Clinton
Michael Jackson
Osama Bin Laden
Joe Biden
Prince Andrew
Barney the Dinosaur
Elmo
Hillary Clinton
Walter White
Dora the Explorer
Leonardo DiCaprio
Amber Heard
Gwyneth Paltrow
John Bell Edwards
Mario Mario Mario
Luigi Mario Mario
Willy Wonka
Andrew W.K
Obama {REDACTED}
Joseph Joestar
Martin Luther King Jr
Jimmy Kimmel
Miley Siras
Jared Fogle
Steve (Minecraft)
Adolf Von Hitler
{REDACTED}
Michael Rockefeller
David Copperfield
Frederic Fekkai
Led Wexner
Steven Hawking
Donald Trump
Bill Clinton
Michael Jackson
Osama Bin Laden
Joe Biden
Prince Andrew
Barney the Dinosaur
Elmo
Hillary Clinton
Walter White
Dora the Explorer
Leonardo DiCaprio
Amber Heard
Gwyneth Paltrow
John Bell Edwards
Mario Mario Mario
Luigi Mario Mario
Willy Wonka
Andrew W.K
Obama {REDACTED}
Joseph Joestar
Martin Luther King Jr
Jimmy Kimmel
Miley Siras
Jared Fogle
Steve (Minecraft)
Adolf Von Hitler
{REDACTED}
Michael Rockefeller
David Copperfield
Frederic Fekkai
Led Wexner
Steven Hawking
The Epstein and Hawking Connection: "Steven Hawking: I love watching Midgets (especially male) solving Theoretical physics while on a step ladder, butt ass naked.
by zekolonon March 20, 2024
A Dearborn hawk is a guido esque male typically in his teenage years that lives for attention. Consisting of tattoos, always showing off for the girls, driving like a complete moron in his car his dad barely can afford and spending long nights or “sahras” at hookah lounges, gas station parking lots, or in his other hawks friends garage playing 400 while also smoking hookah. Their language consists of Arabic and English mixed with derogatory terms and having to include wallah bro and on the Quran in every sentence.
he’s such a Dearborn hawk, he drove down ford road 5 times making sure to downshift right at the bp, he wore glasses while its 10pm and managed to have a hookah cup in his car.
by Beakedmoney April 30, 2024