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Handegg

A term frequently used by the British because they're upset that Americans call American football "football" and Association football "soccer".

Of course, few even know anything about the history of American football. In the beginning, the game was an amalgamation between two very popular British invented sports: Association football and Rugby football (yes, this is the proper term). In the very early stages of American football, the game consisted of constant tackling, blocking, fighting, etc. Unlike today, the players did not wear any helmets or pads, the ball had a spherical structure and was only allowed to be kicked (it was against the rules of the game to touch the ball with your hands). Since then, the game has evolved drastically, and people (British) are upset that the game is called football, so the name is challenged with the term "Handegg".

Whether the game make sense to you or not, "Football" is what Americans call their sport, and "Soccer" is what they call Association football. No one has the right to criticize the Americans for calling it "soccer", for it was the British who invented the term in the 1880s. Of course, it isn't just the Americans who use the term, Canadians, Australians, and the Irish have all been known to use it as well. Ironically enough, they all have their own form of football also: Canadian football, Australian rules football, Gaelic football.
Complete and utter fucktard: Handegg doesn't make sense, and the name "Soccer" doesn't make sense eith-

Logical individual: Blah, blah, blah, blah! It was you Brits who invented the term anyway, so shut the fuck up! Hate to break it to you, but there are many forms of football, American football being one of them. Americans call their game "football", DEAL WITH IT! Quit being an irrational piece of shit, and start being tolerant of other culture's ways. Americans never came bitching to you about the name of your sports.
by Cal1um is a POS May 11, 2013
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handfew

adj. a few or a handful of something
person 1:Can I have a handfew of chips?
person 2:hell no get your own!
by Caela September 8, 2006
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Framing Handley

A freckin kick a*s group of people that will blow your mind away. They have mad skills in all the do; they can get the hottest chicks in a matter of seconds and are dam sexy themselves.
Dam those pimps are framing handley!
i know man, howd they get those babes?
by KatieMae2 June 28, 2009
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candle handle

to pour hot candle wax on a mans private area. Used as an effective contraceptive. Never to be done. EVER.
Girl: " Hey baby, id love to candle handle you"
by kitten8905 November 13, 2010
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Ass-handed

A metaphore implying that a person permanently has both hands up their own ass.
Did you see that guy on his phone? That ass-handed bitch made me miss the green light!
by Obnoxshus Rapper October 8, 2017
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Cock Handler

A person who thinks he/she is the expert in the work area.
A Cock Handler has a lower I.Q. but thinks he has a high I.Q. A Cock Handler will always tell you how to do things and that his/her way is better.
by Widemouth December 8, 2007
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Three Handled Whirly Bird

Sex involving a man and a woman on an active Twilt-O-Whirl. As the male participant pounds the female participant's clam sandwich(vagina), he performs the chicken dance.
Girl, that carnival folk really gave me an insane Three Handled Whirly Bird
by chris stratler April 26, 2008
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