hobomelon

1. Hobomelon is an infectious & contagous disease that is spread through the body, starting at the penis. The disease is aquired from fornicating with homeless people. The disease effects the penis in such ways as swelling it up to the size of a watermelon.. it also moves slowly & painfully up to the brain, in return causing severe & intense brain damage resulting in exponential loss of IQ at a quick pace.

i.e. Encognito says, "Oh noes!! I contracted the hobomelon virus, because I accidently pricked myself with my Krol Blade after slicing Stealthmelon's head off! I've contracted the Hobomelon disease! Oh noes!! I need to get to a doctor soon, or else my penis will fall off, and my IQ will drop 120 points! Oh noes!"

i.e. Grinsa says, "Oh noes! Omgwtfbbq!I knoes I shouldn't have had secks with that homeless guy Stealthmelon... oh noes! The airforce won't cover my hobomelon disease.. oh noes!! I'm hobomelon positive.. I need to go get a jet tool & cut my wang off so it won't spread to my head! Oh noes!!"

by Encognito October 25, 2005

Hoboken

a sexy yuppie town located on the west bank of the Hudson River Overlooking Manhattan. One of the Best places in Hudson County to view the NYC skyline. Place where a 1 bedroom condo could go for about 1 million dollars, and where money flows through the town like water. One of the nicest towns in the urban part of NJ.Hoboken gives laguna beach a run for it's money!!!

Person One: I live in NYC, Where do yuo live?
Person Two: Hoboken
Person One: Wow, Your sooo much more lucky than me!

by Hob0ken Lover September 3, 2005

hobocidal

to murder hobos

He is a HOBOCIDAL maniac.

by Teri February 18, 2004

Hobola

1. A hoola-hooping hobo.
2. A bowling Hobo.

It is used as a pay out.

Geez abbey your such a hobola

by Hannah73 October 18, 2008

Hoboonthenews

A person who lurks in IRC chats all day posting YouTube videos with the sole purpose of disturbing others.

Man stop posting videos, you're such a hoboonthenews.

by transsexualmonkey September 20, 2009

Hobosaur

A dinosaur that is a hobo. Inspired by Scribblenauts "Robosaur".

OOOH MAI GAWSH HOBOSAUR PWNS ANGIE
IKR EUGIE <33

by scarlettechuu February 20, 2010

Hobowhore

A hobo/tramp/bum who provides his or her body for sexual intercourse in return to money, which is then used to buy more booze and/or drugs like krok or methamphetamine. Hobowhores are usually heavily abused during sex, which might include beating, strangulation, bitch-slapping, genital mutilation and in an extreme case stabbing to death with a knife after cumming in the hobos anus. Thus, most sexual intercourses with hobos can be referred to as "rape". Hobowhores are the main distributors of sexual transmitted diseases (STD).

Girl: So you just wanna leave me because I'm not into having sex tonight?
Dude 1: Yeah, you stupid cunt! I'll better get laid tonight with this hobowhore over there. One fuck, one buck.
Girl: you disgusting asshole!

by dickheadcumslaughterwhore January 7, 2012