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hawk tuah

The act of spitting on a penis before oral, vaginal or anal insertion
Sometimes you have to, HAWK TUAH, and spit on that thing.
by Adolph Oliver Beaver June 18, 2024
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Stephen Hawking

Drives around like superman in his wheelchair, telling us what the universe is. He has highest INT value and therefor must be most correct. He got the speech computer 40 years before us... And ours isn't even ready yet since we didn't figure out an interface yet. So i guess that smartass traveled in time to an Apple store in 2241 and bought one cheap and thought he'll mess around with those 1980 plebs a little and tell them about the big bang and how to make something out of nothing. His idea became well known and a series about idiots that believed his shit was made aswell. HAIL STEPHEN HAWKING!!! YOUR DECEPTION IS SO POWERFUL!!! I SHALL BEND!
Thats not true! You are Stephen Hawking!
Oh mom, stop hawking.

Hawking around does not solve your problems young man. And stop pretending youre retarded and grow up...
by kuyaaaa January 24, 2019
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Hawking

when someone asks a question they already know the answer to, often repetitively and to a large group of people, leading to a the group being in a foul mood for the entirety of the day.
Guy 1 - hey man, that Rhys guy won’t shut the hell up asking dumb questions.

Guy 2 - I know man, if he carries on hawking I’m gonna beat his ass.
by johnbyrne2122 December 27, 2018
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Black Hawk Down

Being dragged butt naked like a soldier from the movie black hawk down.
James was black hawk down after Lupe's brothers found her he had been beating her.
by thenewdictionarywriter October 30, 2023
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Gam Gam Hawk Tuah!!

Gam Gam Hawk Tuah is essentially when someone gets hawk tuah from their gam gam grandma (AKA Buby,Boobster, Gam Meister) and a dog named peanut will join in, this is known as the Peanut Butter Method.
Jonah if you don't be quiet your getting Gam Gam Hawk Tuah!! with Micah, Mrs shapiro, and Colby.
by Jonahthesmegmeister December 22, 2024
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Hawkings

Based off of stephen hawking - When you in a Playstation Party Chat. Sometimes the person sounds just like Hawking. Hence the word Hawkings
Friends: Hawkings
by clownphucker69 December 1, 2020
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Hawked Out

When you are impaired to the point that your arms are glued down, your head is part of someone elses body, and you don't have legs anymore. In honor of the great Stephen Hawkins
I surpassed the point of high and got completely hawked out
by TheByrdman August 2, 2018
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