Goon Dick

When you Goon so much your dick starts looking very limp and broken. Added it may also accumulate a nasty mold-like growth.

After weeks of gooning, I started to see signs of Goon Dick.

by the1000thon May 4, 2025

flicker goon

The act of reaching climax and preventing said climax repeatedly very quickly with the goal of lasting as long as possible

I can flicker goon for 7 seconds

by anonymous May 27, 2024

Goon Liquid

Goon Liquid is the byproduct of gooning. It usually arrives in form of white sticky substance after a gooning session.

It is very important to know that Goon Liquid is not the same as just cum or semen rather it's a form of it which is spawned after the ritual of Goon.

Jeff: Hey bro you haven't eaten anything in a while bro what u waiting for?
Steph: I only want your Goon Liquid.

by Marwan Neggazai May 6, 2025

Moon Gooning

Taking Peyote with a group of native Americans in the woods and edging until gooning.

Hey Jim want to go to the bar?

Sorry I can’t I’m going moon gooning with the natives.

by Moon gooner November 19, 2023

goon jockey

Someone that drinks wine from a bag in excess, usually paid for with social security monies

He's a goon jockey that bloke.

by Tomthecoffeeboy May 22, 2025

Flicker goon

The act of inserting an object (similar to a DS stylus) into one's urethra while master baring.

"I can goon for 8 hours"
"I can flicker goon for 7 seconds"

by Goon in 60 seconds June 1, 2024

Goon Boom

when you goon so hard your cock explodes

1: bro last night i just goon boomed
2: who the fuck are you

by nba gay boy June 16, 2024