Got My Blueberries

A phrase used to make everyone aware that you are completely ready for anything and everything. Often used to describe having finished packing for a holiday or having all your belongings with you at one time.

EXAMPLE ONE:
Momma: Everyone ready to go to the airport?

Daddy: Everyone packed?

Child: GOT MY BLUEBERRIES!

EXAMPLE TWO:
Speaker 1: I've lost my bag!

Speaker 2: Well, I've got my blueberries where the hell were you?

by CHRISTINAWEENER February 5, 2010

I got no iPhone

No it is not from fnf you uncultured swines

Yooooo I got no iPhone from fnf is good

Fuck off

by Pinkmanpinkman April 30, 2021

i got us

I got me and you. I got us, together. We're a team. It can be said in a touching moment or when you're paying for someone as a favor. You don't expect anything in return. Only used with good friends.

Friend: "How much does it cost to get in?"
You: "Don't worry, I got us."

Significant Other: "I'm feeling really overwhelmed lately. Sorry if I'm slackin"
You: "Don't worry baby I got us"

by TheEmpth January 18, 2022

got a problem bitch

When some asswipe or whatever is interfering with what you do and it bothers you, say this:

Got a problem Bitch?

by sugar glitter 222 February 19, 2015

He Got Shot!

When you introduce someone to Jackson C. Frank you must introduce them to this phenomenal fact! He got shot!

Person 1: Yo, listen to this boppin' blues.

Person 2: Who is that?

Person 1: Jackson Frank. He got shot!

Person 2: No fuckin' way, really? What a loser.

by Pillow06061944 October 17, 2021

Josiah got a fatty

Josiah Rodriguez got a fat butt that people like smacking

Steven: have u seen Josiah?
Aiden: Josiah got a FAttyy
Burak: JOSIAHH GOT A FATTTYYY.

by XLegend2010 November 7, 2022

you got mail

1) The phrase that AOL says whenever you get new mail in a very annoying and high-pitched voice.

Considering how many weight loss ads are seen on AOL, they should change the saying to "you got mass".

by bekinator August 28, 2005