Uncle Fatty

The worlds fattest monkey weighing over 99999999999 billion pounds.
The sheer girth scares anchor and samantha(the whale)

Bro who is the fattest monkey
uncle fatty

by Monky sniffer January 25, 2023

Front row fattys

The overweight girls who are always in the front row watching any small venue band. They know all the words to every song and insist on letting you know they know the words... They bake cookies or a cake and have signs for every band members birthday.

FRF's guitar sniffers cake bakers Band Beasts Front Row Fattys

by flax64 February 4, 2010

Squealin' a fatty

Taking a comically large dump.

I ate too much Chinese. I'm going to be squealin' a fatty here in a few minutes.

by Gregdoom May 12, 2016

laying a fatty

A term used during fabrication of metal. Refers to joining 2 or more metals together using a welder and producing a weld that’s large and in charge.

Dave is just over there laying a fatty.

by Benjothebanjo December 21, 2020

Fat Fat Fatty Fat Walrus

A complete waste of skin and air, has limited social skills and is the ultimate in minimum effort and minimum achievement. Is know to have a BMI that would give the equivalent mass of a small moon. Often uses the alias of Bladezz online and can regularly be found stalking the forums of 4chan searching for fellow neeks and teen to gawp at.

Jack is such a 'fat fat fatty fat walrus' man, we need to do something about it asap.

by x427 February 8, 2021

crank a fatty

Basically, jerking off. Also known as masterbation, meat-beating, whacking off, rubbing it out, etc.

"U seen Joey?" Yea, I think he's in the bedroom tryna crank a fatty

by Sneakysithguy February 26, 2021

Pop a fatty

To take a fentanyl pill; to ingest fentanyl in any method.

“Yo, this party really ain’t that great. You tryna pop a fatty so it starts feeling better?”
“Dude, I’m not taking fentanyl. It’s literally a grad party in the middle of the day.”
“Man, you just ain’t about it.”

by surfinchezcube May 1, 2021