Double Finger Mustache

When an individual licks the tip of their two fingers, straightens their mustache with said fingers and proceeds to insert these fingers inside of a vagina while licking the clitoris.

I heard that Kevin gave Susie the old double finger mustache.

by metalive69 October 12, 2015

Pioneer Finger

The first of many fingers to explore the new world, which is a girl's anus.

"That finger is a pioneer, the first one to land on Plymouth Rock!"

"Most girls want a pioneer finger, even if it's just to the knuckle."

by ThugLuvBonerJamz November 15, 2015

pioneer finger

The first of many fingers to explore a girls anus

I bet Christopher Columbus was the pioneer of pioneer fingers.

"All girls love pioneer fingers, even if it's just up to the knuckle" - Christopher Columbus

by Gstrangs November 20, 2015

five finger quesadilla

An evolution of the two finger taco tango although for duets not solo performance. Developed by the Hairless Albino Yeti of Western North Carolina. Renowned as the Yeti's finishing move.

I was nervous yet captivated when I first experienced the five finger quesadilla. Now I'll never go back.

by Yeti spagetti May 21, 2016

Chinese Finger Trap

When you're fingering a girl, and she sneezes. This causes the tensing of the vagina muscles which can get your finger stuck up there! :D

Man 1: Why are you wearing a finger splint?
Man 2: Last night i was fingering my girl, and she gave me a Chinese Finger Trap.

by Bacminecrafter October 25, 2016

Brown filtered cigarettes

Touching the filtered end of an unlit cigarette to one's asshole and returning it to the package. Keep an extra pack of these to give to moochers or people you don't like.

Boyce always chuckled to himself as his targets placed the brown filtered cigarettes in their mouths.

by Boyce Blanco August 11, 2017

Four-Finger Discount

The term for an animated character shoplifting as they only have 4 fingers on each hand

Bart Simpson: Are you guys shoplifting?
Jimbo Jones: Four-finger discount dude
Nelson Muntz: Shoplifting is a victimless crime, like punching someone in the dark!

by TornadoGordo September 1, 2017