National fuck ur ex day

It December 4th try fucking ur ex
Me: wanna fuck

Ex: I told you not to talk to me an noooooo

Me: but it's December 4th "national fuck your ex day"

Ex: ok then let’s do it! "National fuck ur ex day" December 4th
by National days998 November 16, 2020
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hate fuck your ex-friend day

on november 27th, along with beat a furry day, there is also hate fuck your ex-friend day. right after you participate in beat a furry day, you have to participate in hate fuck your ex-friend day that night.
Brodie: We're going to participate in Hate Fuck your Ex-friend day... TONIGHT!
Gavin: T-T-T-T-T-Tonight??
by PaperMT November 27, 2022
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Boyfriend Ex

A boyfriend ex, is the boy you dated but is now your ex.

Bf ex is the boy you still like who still likes you back even though y’all broke up.

This isn’t a regular ex, y’all still text, talk & call. You want to get back together and don’t plan on seeing anyone else. But are broken up for the mean time for what ever reason.

Broken up or on a break thingy but both want to get back together we just have things to work on first.
1 “I’m so glad you are broke up with that kid max”

2 “yeah, move on”

3 “Ew no I still love him, he still loves me to we snap every day”

2 “we’ll he’s your ex now, ex boyfriends stay in the past their a ex for a reason”

3 “mmm no he’s my bf ex not ex bf, see bf ex is someone you still want to be with and they still want to be with you”

1 “huh?”

3 “yeah where broke up or on some break thingy but we both want to get back together we just have things to work on first”

A boyfriend ex, is the boy you dated but is now your ex.
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Ex-wagon

The ex girlfriend wagon that all your friends seem to jump on when you break up with them
me- "just deaded that smut"
BFF-" yo you see Danny like all her pictures?"
me-"that faggot jumped on the ex-wagon"
by Tjika October 11, 2012
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ex cop

What a cop would be if he got as authoritative and hostile with a female as he routinely does with males. Males are conditioned to accept authoritative behavior and hostility from both sexes from about the time they are born, while females are taught that they are human and don't have to put up with anyone's shit (but that it's okay if other people put up with theirs).
A cop wouldn't have to kill a female to become an ex cop or go to prison over an interaction with a female civilian, all he would have to do is get as authoritative and hostile with her as he did with male civilians on a regular basis. Female lives must be worth a lot more than male lives, male lives must be junk and female lives must be critical.
by The Original Agahnim December 21, 2021
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National phone your ex day

Get out your phone and phone that ex on November 24!!
National phone your ex day (Nov 24)
by Blue sky 101 October 30, 2020
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