bureau disease

fat, overweight, beer gut

He's got bureau disease...It looks like his chest fell into his drawers.

by Rohdewarrior May 18, 2011

dickason disease

when some dumb fat fuck has too lift his stomach up just to take a piss.

Andrew caught the dickason disease once he reached 400 lbs.

by JP1986 December 5, 2011

Dolphin disease

A disease where you grow fins out of rage and anger.

She was so flabbergasted she got dolphin disease and grew fins and started swimming with the dolphins. Then got eaten by a shark.

by Theflabbergaster February 1, 2013

Blanco Disease

when a very white casper looking person experiences a very catastrophic process which happens when someone who is white goes in the sun for a very long time. which results in sun burn, but this isn't just any ordinary sun burn, this burn travels around your body turning your skin darker, darker, aaaand you guessed it, Darker!

"hopefully nobody believes in Blanco Disease like probably Kailey will...-.- lololol"

by no oneee June 19, 2013

Vanilla Disease

When you fuck a girl in pussy town and you get cum on her stomach then go back in and get it on your T-shirt

"yeah im here with my nigga bobby brown and he got that vanilla disease from pussy town"

"yeah i fucked this girl in pussy town last night.,and i didnt take off my shirt.im going to the doctor today to make sure i haven't contracted vanilla disease"

by tyler Poopdick November 6, 2013

ken disease

a disease from guy to guy that makes them start fucking with "easy girls" like "barbies" which are females that boys just wanna play with and throw away 😊

" Damn b , Demarco was coo but then he caught the ken disease."

by daaaaaddy September 19, 2016

Rolling disease

Rolling disease is when one involuntarily throw oneself onto the grass and then can't stop rolling around

"Jimmy what are you doing?"
"Sorry dad, I can't mow the lawn, I've caught the rolling disease!"

by The_Weekday July 10, 2016