Dirty Almintoser

The sexual act of going nose deep inside someone's ass and blowing snot into it, then letting them defecate their load into your mouth. Works very efficiently when you have bad allergies or congestion and you don't a tissue to let it out in.

Jamila: So what kind of kinky shit you tryna do tonight?

Zyeed: Shit, are you down to do a Dirty Almintoser? My nose is running like a faucet.

Jamila: Hell yeah, anything for the fam!

by Zyeed April 19, 2019

The Dirty Al

When you fuck a girl in the ass and then go to another girl’s house and she sucks your dick uncleaned.

I fucked Jenn in the ass and then went to Hayley’s and gave her The Dirty Al.

by Al Cabone September 25, 2018

Dirty Stone

The act of drinking and becoming depressed after sex, going to your bestfriend and cryibg about the wrong person with your dick out.

"Dude you were so wasted you started doing a dirty stone last night"

by Odioussnowman20 April 15, 2020

Dirty Feczko

Dirt Feczko: A sexual act involving ass eating. When a person is being eaten out, he or she takes a shit in the mouth of the ass eater. The person that was eaten out turns around and clamps the jaws of the ass eater shut.

Person 1: Dude, I heard you banged her last night! What did you do?
Person 2: I gave her the ol' Dirty Feczko.
Person 3: I wish someone would do that to me.

by RamRancher May 29, 2018

dirty holger

A teacher that loves to talk about Nintendo characters and especially Luigi in a sexual kinda way. The teacher always wants students to draw nsfw pictures.

“Oh my god, this person is such a dirty holger.”

by James Luigi March 9, 2022

Dirty Erwin

When someone named Erwin ties Cherries to a string and then uses them as sex toy on the girl of their choice (usually done While watching anime or enjoying a good book) Don’t let Erwin fool you though, once those cherries are In it’s hard to say if they are ever coming out.

I was getting bored of our nightly routine of what happens in the bedroom so I decided I was going to try out a dirty Erwin on my girlfriend.

by Lovely_Peaches_69 April 18, 2020

Dirty Bean

When a guy has sex with a girl and sticks his whole shaft in her including his balls and makes her wetter than a waterfall

Holy shit dude I dirty beaned that bitch

by deadpoollover4 April 20, 2020