haddy daddy

someone who can have sex with anyone they want because they are that hot

"man ken is such a haddy daddy, that bitch wants to fuck him"

by mmike s November 24, 2007

new daddy handshake

The myth surrounding having sex with a pregnant woman, in that the man's penis will come in contact with the fetus during intercourse. The possibility of such a horrid encounter is one of man's greatest turn-offs.

Damn, Daphne is literally glowing when she's pregnant and everything about her makes me want to have sex with her, but there's no chance in hell I risk getting a new daddy handshake.

by dmonet November 27, 2007

slaw daddy

A male that that redundently provides poor performance in all aspects of life; A total loser

TQ's slaw daddy performance on stage tonight cost us the step show

by J Gooch February 18, 2008

mommy daddy dance

quiet sex so the kids do not wake up

we did the mommy daddy dance under the covers in the missionary position sunday night between 9:15 and 9:19 with the lights off and the dog outside

by wayne dyce September 28, 2008

slut daddy

A dad who is banging chick after chick after chick.

Jackson you said you loved me no i'm a slut daddy

by Spongebob Daddy May 8, 2018

you daddy

1.the boss; 2.a person who uses this thinks he is superior to another

"I'm you daddy!"

by Bruce Citron September 14, 2003

little daddy

Affectionate term used to describe the son of a Big Daddy. Typically a little daddy will show early signs of following in his fathers footsteps.

That little daddy is really smooth with the ladies.

by big March 29, 2005