The temporary placement of spent tampons on a lover’s chest for sake of efficiency (to forgo delays of proper disposal) and tidiness (to prevent the staining of expensive linens) to expedite consummation during moments of intense emergency-level passion, drunken disorientation, or squalid apathetic laziness.
by Sammishredd November 27, 2024
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Get the Couching mug.(Possibly older urban slang) It’s what you put on top of a scoop of ice cream or a sundae, indiscernible from what can be found from reaching under the cushions of a couch, scooping up what you can, and sprinkling it on top of said frozen treat.
by ovalbeach October 21, 2019
Get the Couch mug.The guy or girl who tells stories about how badass they think they are or thought they once where while sitting on their ass. Most times on a couch while drinking alcohol.
by Nathan Alvin Cox October 29, 2019
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Wow, they’re pulling a Couch.
Wow, they’re pulling a Couch.
by AshBee91 June 22, 2025
Get the Pulling a couch mug.People who say what should have been done before a natural disaster, but after the disaster has already occurred. People who criticize rescue and recovery efforts or say what should be done while sitting on their sofa or couch at home watching it on Tv. Inaction to help, but continue to critique and criticize. - SEE SOFA SAVIOR - people who are going to save the world from their sofa or couch.
While watching Maui rescue on TV, my father turned into a real Couch Christ saying what rescuers should be doing differently. Yet, he has no experience in rescue operations.
by Captain LRC July 12, 2025
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From the song
Eat Couch - by Hit-Boy & Spank Nitti James
From the song
Eat Couch - by Hit-Boy & Spank Nitti James
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