The terrifying realization that we live in a society where the world's most powerful individuals couldn't be half-assed to care about plastic waste, and that there are now microplastics inside of every living person on earth.
There is plastic in YOUR testicles RIGHT NOW!
Originated from an attempted science experiment where researchers tried to find the effect of microplastics in humans, but couldn't find anyone without microplastics inside of them
There is plastic in YOUR testicles RIGHT NOW!
Originated from an attempted science experiment where researchers tried to find the effect of microplastics in humans, but couldn't find anyone without microplastics inside of them
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When you want to become a woman finger someone's pussy then put your hand in then put your arm in do this for the other arm and put your legs inside than crawl inside your dick will feel a wave of pleasure as a sticky substance coats you and you take control of the woman but don't do en passant because you will be coated with piss you can do the same for to become a guy by crawling into his ass instead
I was tired of pretty private and decided to try Taking control .I seduced a woman and fucked her after that I started fingering her she moaned "it's not enough" than I put my arm in she moaned "daddy more more" than I did this for my other arm and she moaned my name by the time I put my legs in and crawled into her pink wet pussy.after I crawled in I felt this wave of pleasure as i fused with her and a sticky substance washed over me than I woke up as her
by L000 October 25, 2025
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Get the Croissant controller mug.Atmosphere Controller: A person who seeks to dictate the emotional tone of a group. They thrive on controlling whether everyone feels happy, sad, or any other mood, and may react negatively if someone disrupts their desired atmosphere. Often seen as a control freak of emotions, they prefer everyone’s feelings to align with their own.
Lee: Greg's a proper downer, isn’t he? Every time we’re around him, it’s like the whole vibe just dies bruv..
Frank Yeah he's a proper
Atmosphere Controller the negative twat LOL.
Lee: init bruv. LOL
Frank Yeah he's a proper
Atmosphere Controller the negative twat LOL.
Lee: init bruv. LOL
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by The Arab commie December 22, 2025
Get the Cruise control mug.To eliminate the birthing of a potential child by pushing your wife/significant other down a flight of stairs while pregnant.
Leslie was carrying my child, but I gave her the ol' Jacksonville Birth Control last night so we should be good.
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