Candice

Ex as how people think to use it: Person 1: Did you see Candice the other day?
Person 2: Who’s Candice?
Person 1: Candice dick fit in your mouth?
Person 2: *commits not feeling so go*
Guess what guys, PEOPLES NAMES ARE SOMETIMES REALLY CANDICE! I have been friends with a Candice once and because of this joke, they want to change their name, stop using this joke it's not funny guys.

Candice is such a nice person

by Jerry The Rainbow Cockroach June 16, 2022

Candies

Pieces of sweet food you eat

Candies nuts fit in your mouth?

by mkdczld July 6, 2022

codie

the best person to ever exist always made sure i was okay i love her to absolute bits she always makes sure im okay

codie is the best

by cocksucker69xx August 5, 2022

Candiru

A tiny parasitic catfish that lodges itself into the gills of larger fish, and (apparently) dicks (which I don't think is true).

Guy- I heard that the candiru fish swims up dicks or something.

Other guy- doubt

by piss fish August 15, 2022

CANDISH

An absolute wanker

Candish is being a wanker

by Hxhdjdsjsjjz August 20, 2022

Cindification

New Zealands primeminister Jacinda aka 'Cindi' is known to have a 'soft on crime' approach which has rapidly seen New Zealands crime increase.

The judge didnt sentence that killer?

'i guess the judge had a bad case of 'cindification'.

by Actionalerter August 24, 2022

Candice

A common way to "got 'em" someone, usually used by asking; What about Candice?

Teacher: Alright did I miss anyone?
Student: Sir, what about Candice?
Teacher: Who's Candice?
Student: CANDICE DICK FIT IN YO MOUTH
Teacher: Get the fuck out

by Literally Not Black October 16, 2022