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Get the Cole mug.Cole is a great guy. Noelia is a wonderful girl. When a Cole meets a Noelia, he feels slime he has met his true love. Noelia will think Cole is just a geeky guy at first, wish he probably is. She will know that Cole has a crush on her because he is horrible at hiding it. Every time Cole sees Noelia, he will get a tingling feeling and get nervous. Noelia will act as though she dosnt care for him, but deep down, she really does. Cole will be too nervous to ask her out or to the school dance, but eventually, he will get his shit together and tell her the truth. They will care for each other, and it will feel so right. A Cole and Noelia would make an interesting couple and would relate on many things.
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"No. But they sure would be great together."
"No. But they sure would be great together."
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