by Bailedx November 22, 2023

by Kolby H November 1, 2021

cole is always going to be there and give you attention he loves video games and has great hair he has an amazing personality that makes everyone laugh he does dumb shit all the time and likes to enjoy life
cole is v attractive
by urmommypres August 3, 2021

The tallest man with short man syndrome. Often stemming from attractive parents, particularly the matriarch. Clearly the product of a sexually unsatisfactory relationship, specifically due to the girth of the patriarch's penis (Cole will dispute this fact, but stand firm in your convictions). Very sweet at heart, and the designated music master among his group of peers.
Cole, your mom's really fucking hot– Too bad your dad's penis can't satisfy her.
Cole, could you reach that for me?
Cole, could you reach that for me?
by cole's friends October 2, 2020

a very materialistic person who typically only cares about himself. If a Cole Hayes ever tells you something, don't believe it he's probably lying
by peptidebonds December 24, 2016
