Whiskey Cock

When a man tries to engage in a sexual act but has had to much alcohol and is unable to achieve a full erection. The penis is similar to a half cooked noodle.

The result of Duncan drinking too many shots was whiskey cock so he was unable to pipe peaches.

by Pimp Lo November 14, 2008

poop-cock

generic name for any disease or dirtying of the male member acquired through unprotected anal sex

Oh, fuck. I knew I should have wrapped it! Now I have poop-cock!

She gave me many wonderful things, but the poop-cock is a gift I wish I could return.

I could abide the farts but not the poop-cock.

by RotNWang December 02, 2003

cock in hand

To go into something 'cock in hand' means to enter it with confidence, not confident that you will succeed but simply confident that you are in fact entering into that endevour.

Robbie walked into math class only to find there was a homework quiz that day. Robbie never did any of his homework and had no idea what they had been studying. But, Robbie wouldn't let it get him down. He went into that quiz cock in hand and failed it with dignity.

by PaulLeary December 11, 2006

cock whipped

opposite of pussy whipped

Susie swallowed Jim's load when he threatened to dump her. He has her completely cock whipped

by Anonymous April 20, 2003

Cock warming

The process in which you warm up a male chicken

Farmer: the rooster got out in the rain and now it looks like it's due for some cock warming

Farmer's wife: I'll go get it a blanket

by I_69ed_ur_mom November 12, 2020

cock-block

interupting on a buddy or someone while he is trying to get with a girl

Wow, that guy is being a real cock-block.

by Fava October 04, 2005

cock blocking

To hinder, by whatever means, the chances of another male from getting a sexual encounter with a female.

Man, will you get da fuck outta here and stop cock blocking me you Ja Rule loving parasite.

by The gifted 1. June 12, 2003