Clitsmack

A Clitsmack is when a female smacks you with her clitoris.

Gerald...Gerald are you there...BOO oh my fucking god Gerald dont do that again or else I'll clitsmack you.

by Ray Jacob November 8, 2018

closed systems of thought

A way of thinking that begins with the conclusion and spends the rest of its time trying to find ways to justify the conclusion, rather than the other-way around.

During an interview with the Monty Python troupe in 1979, they professed that "Life of Brian" was a condemnation of closed systems of thought. Example: after Brian escapes from the Romans, he is followed by a group of people who mistakenly believe he is the Messiah based on the fact that he does not finish his statement and therefore is "mysterious" to them. When he tells them he is not the messiah, they claim that only the true messiah would deny this. That is where dogma comes in. In the early stages of their new religion, Brian's unlikely followers built their faith out fo whole-cloth. They recover a gourd that is briefly owned by Brian, proclaim that it is a holy artifact and begin to assign greater meaning and significance to it. Upon finding his shoe, a schism emerges among his new followers. They are instantly dedicated to the emerging dogma to the religion of Brian. They are so eager to believe in Brian as the messiah that they immediately begin fashioning the tenants of their faith; the dogma of their religion.

-- Dogma & Theology - Life of Brian | Renegade Cut

by The Logical Fallacy January 12, 2019

Close fitting borty

A nickname for someone named Spencer (another meaning, being ‘close fitting jacket) with a nice little voice cracking Morty from ‘Rick and Morty’.

Hey close fitting borty

by *cries in quadratic formula* February 15, 2019

Closed casket

When a man that spits booty chatter. Finds another way to end his pause moment and closed the casket. Similar to being in a closed closet

closed casket - to close casket of a person after using the word booty chatter

by Untrill bill July 11, 2019

closet child

1. A person who is overly imaginative but also an introvert and and could live in a closet.

2. The type of person that used to play in there closet as a child.

I am a closet child. Let me be with my people.

by TheOGCC November 7, 2019

Close to me

You and I have become close,and as a result,I hold you emotionally dear to me

'CLOSE TO ME!!!ClOsE tO mE!!!! cLoSe To MEEE!!!C L O S E T O M E!!!!!!!!'

by school doesn't help us December 28, 2019

closet crackhead

Someone who hides their crack or drug addiction from their friends and steals money to fulfill it

My friend Koy is a closet crackhead because I know he’s a tweak but he won’t admit it

by DrJeffery January 25, 2020