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The Cheese Touch

STOPP!! good god man. you almost got the cheese touch

“the what?” the cheese touch, nobody knows when, or how but one day that cheese mysteriously appears on the blacktop. nobody knew who it belonged to, nobody touched it, nobody threw it away and so there it sat growing more foul and powerful by the day!!! then one day, a kid named darren walsh made the biggest mistake of his life!!!! “DARREN TOUCHED THE CHEESE” “what, no i didn’t! i just looked at it! really!” Darren had the cheese touch. it was worse than nuclear cooties.
by user.the.cheese.touch April 2, 2022
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mcbreezy with cheese

the congeiled thigh butter patty that develops when a girl only wears lululemon pants and never washes them
that mcbreezy with cheese is narsty
she hasnt taken those lulus off in months...would u like fries with that "mcbreezy with cheese"
by mcbreezy with cheese February 5, 2009
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Sticky Pecan Cheesecake

(Verb)

When a male ejaculates his load on a woman's face and then proceeds to throw pecans in her face; all while yelling,"LIKE DAT CHEESECAKE BITCH?"
Mike:Did you have sex with Stacy?

Dave:Yes, and I gave that bitch a Sticky Pecan Cheesecake.
by Jimmy Bob Jimmy John September 13, 2011
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Fried Chili Cheese Dogs

A sketch comedy Show found on Youtube that has all the ladys going whuuu? it will blow your mind with its memorable characters and witty writing. Created By Bobby Crawford and Brandon Kinzer on July 9th 2008 it has captivated an audience of somewhere between 14 and 17 people.
guy #1- Fried Chili Cheese Dogs is Hilarious!
Guy # 2- what? you got a fine from taking children to the geese lodge?
youtube show farts funny
by FCCD's nuts February 6, 2012
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Juicy Cottage Cheese

Giving a girl a black eye by shooting cum out to hard and fast at her face
Andy- OH MY GOD, I'M GONNA SPURT! AHHHHH!
Sandy- OW! you just Juicy Cottage Cheesed me!
Andy- SHUT THE FUCK UP BITCH! {slap}
by ABurgesss January 2, 2013
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passing a cheese

flatulence or flatus or commonly known as fart. Other terms are breaking wind, passing gas, having gas, letting on rip.
Khey is usually passing a cheese early in the morning.

Thomas thinks that passing a cheese is a good joke.
by Myles Austin April 2, 2012
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Long Island Cheesecake

The act of shoving 2-day old bar mitzvah cookies in a woman's vagina while she's having a yeast infection.
Last night after the movie, I saw my wife making a Long Island Cheesecake using the Silverstein's leftover bar mitzvah cookies.
by ZanderBayCA July 5, 2014
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