California High School

A place that will definetly suit the needs of those coming out of pine valley middle schools. Counselors seem pretty positive
about the school, but that may be to hide the things thaat go on behind closed doors. Seems to be your classic 'movie' high school, but ya know, probably not.
To those asian students going through depression coming in here, welcome to heaven! But for the majority, this place may continue the depression you have

from jailPine Valley. Crack may be readily available here, but you really never know the market. You can't expect too many nice people here, even if it is
your crush from middle school. Life gets hard here, for sure. Still definetly a great step up from the lifeless desert of 4 years which is Dougherty Valley high
school.

Wow! There are so many AP classes at California High School! Let's not go to DVHS and switch to CHS!

by Brucy :) March 28, 2021

California Queef Taco

A California Queef Taco starts by having an intimate partner that is at least 100 pounds heavier than you. You proceed by shoving a flour tortilla wrapped in a paper towel, warmed up in the microwave for about 15 seconds then shove said tortilla into her slobber pocket. Next, while pounding her snizz from behind she must contract and squeeze out a queef. After blowing your load into her tortilla stuffed cunt you remove the California Queef Taco and feed it to her because she wants it more than you.

Johnny: Are you guys hungry man? I'm famished.

Joaquin: I'm starving but I already fed Juanita a California Queef Taco so she's good for awhile.

Johnny: Wow, she ate the whole thing? She's definitely a keeper!

by shitstainedballz December 15, 2021

California Hat-trick

When you move to California and manage to get caught in a rip tide and almost drown, get stung by a stingray, and get a sunburn all in the same day. It’s a right of passage.

“I went to the beach for the first time since moving out here and I got the California hat-trick.”

“Nice. You’re officially a Californian now.”

by xLonnie July 14, 2021

California Double Dog

When 2 or more dicks are put in an asshole at the same time, and while fucking little pieces of shit work there way out and they look like California raisins.

I got so drunk I gave a girl a California Double Dog.

by Captian Gouch January 9, 2011

California Fruit Salad

poop, piss, and cum into someones mouth and have them eat it.

My uncle Ronnie gave me the California fruit salad after I told him i didn’t like anime at thanksgiving dinner

by 2RYDIZZLE December 2, 2017

California Cum Dumpster

A woman or gay male in the state of California that whores themselves out in the public for drugs, fame, and/or money.

"Hey, did you see Kesha on Conan last night?"

"No, why would I waste my time on that California Cum Dumpster?"

by Dr. King Schultz May 27, 2013

california dairy shot

A sexual act in which a man gets beneath a pregnant woman while she is on all fours and squeezes her lactating breasts so that they shoot milk into his mouth.

Dave: "Did you hear what Tyler and his girl been doing?"
Will: "That California Dairy Shot type of shit?"
Dave: "Yeah. He knocked Elise up so now she be breast feeding him like a cow on a farm or some shit."

by Brandon Fraser May 12, 2016