My uncle Ronnie gave me the California fruit salad after I told him i didn’t like anime at thanksgiving dinner
by 2RYDIZZLE December 2, 2017
Get the California Fruit Saladmug. Eating a large amount of Bush’s beans and vomiting into a gaped butthole and sealing the butthole with plastic wrap.
Father: Son, your mother and I met over a craigslist ad of her asking for someone to give her a California Bag Lunch.
by DarthLesbian May 14, 2019
Get the California Bag Lunchmug. A woman or gay male in the state of California that whores themselves out in the public for drugs, fame, and/or money.
"Hey, did you see Kesha on Conan last night?"
"No, why would I waste my time on that California Cum Dumpster?"
"No, why would I waste my time on that California Cum Dumpster?"
by Dr. King Schultz May 27, 2013
Get the California Cum Dumpstermug. A sexual act in which a man gets beneath a pregnant woman while she is on all fours and squeezes her lactating breasts so that they shoot milk into his mouth.
Dave: "Did you hear what Tyler and his girl been doing?"
Will: "That California Dairy Shot type of shit?"
Dave: "Yeah. He knocked Elise up so now she be breast feeding him like a cow on a farm or some shit."
Will: "That California Dairy Shot type of shit?"
Dave: "Yeah. He knocked Elise up so now she be breast feeding him like a cow on a farm or some shit."
by Brandon Fraser May 12, 2016
Get the california dairy shotmug. A customary way that friends in Southern California leave events together: two or more people walk to one person's car, and that person drives everyone back to their cars.
The Southern California Goodbye is a response to lack of public transit in a region which is now literally over 14% parking lot (not counting freeways, which in Southern California are also effectively parking lots).
The Southern California Goodbye is a response to lack of public transit in a region which is now literally over 14% parking lot (not counting freeways, which in Southern California are also effectively parking lots).
SoCal person A: Where did you park?
SoCal person B: This side of the parking lot. You?
SoCal person A: That side of the parking lot.
SoCal person B: That's hella far. Southern California Goodbye?
SoCal person A: Thanks fam.
SoCal person B: This side of the parking lot. You?
SoCal person A: That side of the parking lot.
SoCal person B: That's hella far. Southern California Goodbye?
SoCal person A: Thanks fam.
by pernessa April 7, 2019
Get the Southern California Goodbyemug. When 2 or more dicks are put in an asshole at the same time, and while fucking little pieces of shit work there way out and they look like California raisins.
by Captian Gouch January 9, 2011
Get the California Double Dogmug. by Moe69420 April 19, 2022
Get the California ice dragonmug.