A woman or gay male in the state of California that whores themselves out in the public for drugs, fame, and/or money.
"Hey, did you see Kesha on Conan last night?"
"No, why would I waste my time on that California Cum Dumpster?"
"No, why would I waste my time on that California Cum Dumpster?"
by Dr. King Schultz May 27, 2013
Get the California Cum Dumpstermug. When you move to California and manage to get caught in a rip tide and almost drown, get stung by a stingray, and get a sunburn all in the same day. It’s a right of passage.
“I went to the beach for the first time since moving out here and I got the California hat-trick.”
“Nice. You’re officially a Californian now.”
“Nice. You’re officially a Californian now.”
by xLonnie July 14, 2021
Get the California Hat-trickmug. A place that will definetly suit the needs of those coming out of pine valley middle schools. Counselors seem pretty positive
about the school, but that may be to hide the things thaat go on behind closed doors. Seems to be your classic 'movie' high school, but ya know, probably not.
To those asian students going through depression coming in here, welcome to heaven! But for the majority, this place may continue the depression you have
from jailPine Valley. Crack may be readily available here, but you really never know the market. You can't expect too many nice people here, even if it is
your crush from middle school. Life gets hard here, for sure. Still definetly a great step up from the lifeless desert of 4 years which is Dougherty Valley high
school.
about the school, but that may be to hide the things thaat go on behind closed doors. Seems to be your classic 'movie' high school, but ya know, probably not.
To those asian students going through depression coming in here, welcome to heaven! But for the majority, this place may continue the depression you have
from jailPine Valley. Crack may be readily available here, but you really never know the market. You can't expect too many nice people here, even if it is
your crush from middle school. Life gets hard here, for sure. Still definetly a great step up from the lifeless desert of 4 years which is Dougherty Valley high
school.
Wow! There are so many AP classes at California High School! Let's not go to DVHS and switch to CHS!
by Brucy :) March 28, 2021
Get the California High Schoolmug. When 2 or more dicks are put in an asshole at the same time, and while fucking little pieces of shit work there way out and they look like California raisins.
by Captian Gouch January 9, 2011
Get the California Double Dogmug. A California Queef Taco starts by having an intimate partner that is at least 100 pounds heavier than you. You proceed by shoving a flour tortilla wrapped in a paper towel, warmed up in the microwave for about 15 seconds then shove said tortilla into her slobber pocket. Next, while pounding her snizz from behind she must contract and squeeze out a queef. After blowing your load into her tortilla stuffed cunt you remove the California Queef Taco and feed it to her because she wants it more than you.
Johnny: Are you guys hungry man? I'm famished.
Joaquin: I'm starving but I already fed Juanita a California Queef Taco so she's good for awhile.
Johnny: Wow, she ate the whole thing? She's definitely a keeper!
Joaquin: I'm starving but I already fed Juanita a California Queef Taco so she's good for awhile.
Johnny: Wow, she ate the whole thing? She's definitely a keeper!
by shitstainedballz December 15, 2021
Get the California Queef Tacomug. The perfect name for a dick so massive and thick, it pops your girls other cherries, even if she ain't a virgin. Also known as the Maryland Anal Tugger. If you have one of these, beware, with great size comes the possibility of actually splitting someone in half.
Detective: What appears the cause of death?
Doc: It seems the girl had a California Cherry Crusher shoved inside her reproductive organs.
Detective: Good God! What kind of deadly weapon is that!?!
Doc: Nothin you own.
Doc: It seems the girl had a California Cherry Crusher shoved inside her reproductive organs.
Detective: Good God! What kind of deadly weapon is that!?!
Doc: Nothin you own.
by IRHMP August 27, 2016
Get the California Cherry Crushermug. by Moe69420 April 19, 2022
Get the California ice dragonmug.