Dutch Breakfast

During sexual intercourse, a woman asserts her rear end into the air, while her partner covered in syrup, opens her anus, and cracks three eggs into her anus.

Steve: i gave your girlfriend a Dutch Breakfast this morning.

Alex: I thought those scrambled eggs tasted funny.

Steve: Well thats what you get when you eat eggs.

Dutch Breakfast by the weird that chose to be man October 24, 2010

Full English Breakfast 

When you pour cold tea and beans into her vagina and lick them out of her

Hannah woke up to find Jerry licking the Full English Breakfast from her vagina

Full English Breakfast by top spinner July 29, 2011

full english breakfast 

1 - a traditional english meal between 8 and 11 am, usually at the weekend.
2 - an improvement to the now over used egging.

how to full english breakfast:
gather all the ingredients of a full english breakfast. eggs, beans, bacon, sausage, tomato and mushrooms (you can also add bonus ingredience for good measure such as oranges, flour, full cream, pastys and yoghurt)
open all containers and remove all packaging
spread all contents over your desired target.
it has much the same effect as egging but is much more original. imagin the confusion of waking up to a full english breakfast.

to full english breakfast shows great skill in the area of haloween pranking.go forth and breakfast my children

full english breakfast by evil bob September 3, 2006

The Portuguese Breakfast

A Deathmetal/Grindcore/Metalcore song by the band After The Murder

That sweet band from colorado, After The Murder, Has a sweet song called The Portuguese Breakfast; It makes me wanna 2-Step!

The Portuguese Breakfast by After The Murder February 3, 2007

Hiroshima Breakfast 

A fried breakfast containing a large mushroom and burnt toast soldiers that are usually dunked into an egg. Resembles the huge mushroom clouds and many burnt and vapourised bodies at Hiroshima after the nuclear bomb was dropped.

Frosties? Cheerios? No, the only breakfast for me is the Hiroshima Breakfast.

Hiroshima Breakfast by My pseudonym eh? December 2, 2009

Scruby Breakfast

Eating breakfast out of a vagina in the morning.

Scruby Breakfast. Stuff a fist full of hamburger meat inside the vagina and let bake over night, eat it out of her the next morning.

Scruby Breakfast by Mcbassilisk June 4, 2010

russian breakfast 

the act of cracking an egg onto a vagina, and optionally some crumbled bacon, and licking it off

Mrs. Obama and i had a nice russian breakfast

russian breakfast by Tim Fucksalot March 31, 2010