Bing Bong

someone who doesn't know anything about anything (aka a dummy)

Samantha couldn't cut her way out of a paper bag. What a bing bong!

by VetSmarty July 20, 2020

in bong

Extremely serious and binding when sealed with bong. But might have been forgotten when sober.

I said that in bong. You cant hold it against me, even though I see reason that it was indeed sealed "in bong".

by Semodz April 14, 2023

Bing Bang Bong

the best fricking catchphrase in the world

*bumps in to person*

person: what the hell dude?!
me: Bing Bang Bong my phat shlong.

by the big brain guy September 11, 2019

bong bong

Nebulous term used to describe a dim or slow witted person. Used in place of politically incorrect jargon.

She sure is cute but such a bong bong.

by Axotlys September 5, 2022

Bong

A long, wide thin item. Specifically used for drinking and sucking, or for experiments. Basically for anything that's long. Or small balls, or thick balls.

My big bong's stuck!
Nah, really? Fine, i'll help. Shit, the things i do for you man
He whips out his bong
Damn! Thats a big bong!

by skymine123 July 23, 2024

Bong

A large penis shaped object that you inhale into.

"Hey dude lets go and do the Bong!"

by Mesran May 9, 2018

Divi Bong

Some one who is acting a fool because of who they’re with. They’re showing off .

Zach your being a divi bong !

by Jopeakope gopilopesop October 29, 2020