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The Sneaky Butthole

AKA: The Madam Butterfly; when one sexual partner is tricked into anal sex when they are believed to be having vaginal intercourse.
“I was nervous about having anal sex. My girlfriend gave me the sneaky butthole- and told me after we’d finished. It was ‘aight...”
by The Sneaky Butthole OG October 4, 2018
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UBS (unstable butthole syndrome)

UBS (unstable butthole syndrome) is a condition that forms in males or females usually brought on by hot wings, bean soup, cheap late night burritos, or extremely spicy food. Causes your butthole to feel like there’s a blow torch by it all day and you feel like you will blow a hole in your underwear without warning.
Jim: hey Fred you going to the gym tonight?
Fred: nah man my UBS (unstable butthole syndrome) is bad after Taco Bell last night
by Mjc1125 December 3, 2018
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Ring around the butthole

A goatee that looks like a dirty ring of an anus. See David Whol’s face
Look at that ring around the butthole on David Wohl’s face.
by Randy Cadillac January 27, 2019
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Pumpkin Spice Butthole

My go to passive aggressive comment every Fall/ Autumn because I’m empty inside and just can’t let the basics enjoy their seasonal favorite latte
FRIEND: I’m thirsty, let’s go to Starbucks

ME: Noice! thought you’d never ask; been craving Pumpkin Spice Butthole since last April!
by JonathanTaylorThomasBrothel September 10, 2019
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Try-hard butthole

A person who makes an ass out of themself by saying or doing something edgy or controversial strictly for attention.
"Why does John keep saying Kobe was a better rapper than Tupac?"

"Because he's a try-hard butthole."
by Gary Van Halen August 27, 2021
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National Send Boyfriend Butthole Pic Day

October 7 is National Send Boyfriend Butthole Pic Day
"Hey bro! Tell your girlfriend it's National Send Boyfriend Butthole Pic Day today!
by lemonke69 October 6, 2021
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Genie in a Butthole

The fart that escapes when you’re towel drying your bhole after a shower.

Read butthole like bottle.
I dried my bhole so good a little genie came out- call that my little genie in a butthole.
by BeardProbs February 26, 2022
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