beating your chicken

masterbaiting

“were you beating your chicken to my nudes? lol”

by greasygolffish June 30, 2018

Baking brie

The process of taking a dump that increases the temperature and moisture in the room.

Who the hell is baking brie in here? I can hardly breathe my dude.

by Is that a chicken!? July 31, 2018

Beaming on me

When someone tries to steal your thunder or won't get off your back.

Man, why you beaming on me.
Leave her alone. You're always beaming on her.

by YoualreadyknowT21 October 9, 2018

Beating behind the bush

Beating behind the bush

Where has Harley gone?

Oh he's just popped behind that Bush to tug his todger.
So he's beating behind the bush then.

by Ring pirate November 10, 2018

Breaking Up

A feeling worst than getting stubbed by ten knives. The moment when the most important person in your life becomes a stranger.

Breaking Up is like Gotye's famous song, s/he becomes "somebody that you used to know"

by Mafalda December 2, 2018

beating some fish

Female masturbation. 'Fish' refers to the smell of an unwashed vagina.

"Has anyone checked on Rachel Maddow after the Mueller report came out? She seemed depressed."
"It's ok, bro. She said on her blog that she was beating some fish just before coming in to do the news. She's probably just tired."

by ProfitGeoff March 24, 2019

Breaking Bad

to make drugs

so you're breaking bad in the basement

without me

by littrhype April 13, 2019