BUM JUBE 

This is what is known as a dangle berrie, prior to that saying,. Coined by the Reverend doctor. Doug Mulray from MMM.

Bad night on the turps, had a big number of bum jubes the next day.

BUM JUBE by BBRIZBB May 30, 2018

Bum Clock 

A big black ground beetle (Northern Ireland slang)

I lifted a sod of turf and a bum clock ran out and scared the wits out of me.

Bum Clock by Fasciola June 12, 2018

bum dog

A way to express disappointment or grief. Something to say when you're sad when talking to a bro.

Bro 1: Hey dude can you pick me up on your way to Dave's?
Bro 2: No way.

Bro 1: Bum dog.

...

Bro 1: Hey dude wanna go skydiving?
Bro 2: Not since I broke my knees.
Bro 1: Bum dog.

bum dog by tradbro August 20, 2018

Bum tug 

When someone puts a finger in your bum, dry, and all your bumhole skin gets tugged inwards along with said finger and it hurts a bit

Karen: I’ve got such a sore bum hole today

June: You been putting scotch eggs up your bum again?

Karen: No nothing that tasty, Gareth slipped a finger in dry and I got really bad bum tug

Bum tug by Sceggs November 12, 2018

Bum drumming 

When your are hitting it from the back and your balls are slapping her/his ass.

@c_sn_mouw
@nathan_is_a_ bum

You better watch your mouth before I start bum drumming your ass.

Bum drumming by Thiccdaddymatt February 27, 2019

Bum drumming 

When your are hitting it from the back and your balls are slapping her/his ass.

@c_sn_mouw
@nathan_is_a_bum

You better watch your mouth before I start bum drumming your ass.

Bum drumming by Thiccdaddymatt February 27, 2019

Bum Scrumbling 

When you are accidentally sitting on an item or object that someone else or yourself is looking for.

Friend 1: ‘Where is my phone!?’
Friend 2: ‘You’re bum scrumbling it!’

Bum Scrumbling by LEDjelly March 20, 2019