Hobo Blowjob

1) The worst of two bad choices, though only slightly. 2) An alternative that is worse than the current, distasteful situation.
Bob: "I just got ugly Bertha to agree to go on a date."
Dave: "Great! That's better than a hobo blowjob."
Bob: "I guess so..."

"You can either stay here and watch this chick flick with me or go get a hobo blowjob."
by happyjacks June 13, 2012
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Christmas Eve Blowjob

The time honored tradition of performing fellatio on a loved one under a lit Christmas tree on Christmas Eve in honor of the spirit of giving and holiday stress relief.

Variant 1: Christmas Eve Facial: special version of the Christmas Eve Blowjob that ends with the giver being frosted like a sugar cookie.
Santa: "Merry Christmas to all, and to all a mouthful!"

Ladies everywhere: "I can't wait to get my mouthful with this Christmas Eve blowjob!"
by Oral Hershiser December 25, 2024
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Blocky blowjob

The act of receiving head, or a blowjob, while playing some insane tetris games.
“Babe it’s time for my daily blocky blowjob!”
by maozengdong April 26, 2024
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Blowjob on the rocks

A Blowjob were the penis gets inserted into the mouth while it is filled with cubes of ice. Giving a rather "interesting" stimulation.
At a family gathering
Wife "Hey what do you want for dinner?"
Son-in-Law: "Blowjob on the rocks for me hun."
Parents-in-law: A what??
by Kha6 January 04, 2021
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Hooter and the Blowjob

Da mid-'80's rock band dat offered sexual pleasures to its audiences.
If Hooter and the Blowjob had performed after dark, would da audience-members have been considered to be "night owls"?
by QuacksO May 03, 2021
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Hamburger Style Blowjob

The act of sandwiching the penis between the testicles and performing a blowjob. After completion, the 'hamburger' is wrapped in the nearest piece of clothing by the giver as they shout, "ORDER UP!"
That girl last night was wild! I will never forget that hamburger style blowjob!
by MAXDOZER November 08, 2024
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The Ohio State Blowjob

A type of blowjob coined by the infamous Sophie Rain. The Ohio State Blowjob was born on Ohio States campus with Sophie Rain going to town on former OSU QB C.J. Stroud.
Bro that Ohio State Sorority girl gave me the craziest The Ohio State Blowjob last night
by C.J. Stroud November 25, 2024
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