viking blowjob

when you suck a dick and braid their pubes with your tongue

i gave my boyfriend a viking blowjob

by vikingbj June 17, 2022

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vegetarian blowjob

This requires two partners: a male and another male, or a male and a female. The giver will suck off the receiver's penis while the receiver is wearing a condom. This results in the blowjob being vegetarian as the meat is not actually tasted.

It's a fuckin vegetarian blowjob, what more you want me to say?

by TiddyTaster July 1, 2022

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Full Body Blowjob

A woman places her boobs on either side of a man's balls and holds on to his torso with her hands. She begins a regular blow job but moves her chest in unison with her mouth providing an experience so good that it can cause temporary memory loss and distortion of reality.
*Current standard blowjob to FBB exchange rate is 3:1

I was just sitting on the couch as she took off her shirt and started giving me an Full Body Blowjob so fucking amazing it made my brain glitch. I forgot my name and started hearing colors!

by BrainGlitchGuy July 3, 2022

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Goofy ahh blowjob

that blow job that was a bit goofy

man i got a goofy ahh blowjob last night

by Unthoughtful August 9, 2022

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blowjob

a really fun adult time activity

woman: do you wanna have some fun?
man: **pulls down pants**
woman: oh wow its so BIG
man: i know now help me out, its really hard mind giving me a blowjob
woman: yeah i mean that is my job i make glass bottles

man: heh and sorry for the awkward placement of the sketch

woman: i've seen weirder

by cupcaken August 11, 2022

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