anal rending

The violent hemorrhaging of the rectum or sphincter through the use of a phallic object or appendage. Typically associated with lube-less anal sex.

My friend David nearly bled to dead after a severe anal rending.

by BreadlessYeti December 6, 2012

Triple Anal

Exactly as the term suggests, having three penises, or dildos inserted into an anus at one time.

Regina: "There are rumors about porn star Ginger Banks doing TRIPLE ANAL❗"

Mallory: "OMFG, how is that possible❓"

Regina: "Uh... Lube, Libations, and Loose sphincter ❗❗❗."

by Slut4u August 29, 2019

lamp anal

compulsive liar, makes themself the center of attention in every social interaction. Brags about money they don't have.

"what's Mr Lamp Anal up to now?"
"talking to the law teacher about Louis Vuitton and his own non-existent brand."
"great."

by mystery dog September 21, 2017

Anal Sparge

The act of inserting a pipe in someones anus, then proceeding to blow into the pipe.

"Ron, your mom was into some kinky shit, she wanted me to anal sparge her!"

by thedocker54 April 30, 2014

anal green

shouting four while inserting a golf-ball into your partners rectum

Tee one up there pet and see if you can get it on the anal green in one FOUR

by MICROPENIS August 17, 2016

anally violated

Raped via the rectum

Steven: Did you hear about Randy last night? I heard he dropped the soap and got anally violated

by omqtyler June 8, 2015

anal submarine

a submarine that is transmitted through stripper poles. made in Zimbabwe. usually fatal.

"DON'T GO NEAR THAT POLE U COULD GET AN ANAL SUBMARINE"!

by SHimp111 October 19, 2021