A dumb American voter is any American voter that votes for the leading candidates thinking they actually "voted" for someone unique or for the people.
Hey, I just voted for Obama.. No kidding, I voted for Romney!.. YOU DUMB AMERICAN VOTERS! Both are extreme idiots! Because they are funded by foreign national corporations and big banks who run the US through money and lobbying. In other words the global corporations fund the leading horses in the race.. If that's "voting" I must be missing something but then again this is America!
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"Which of the following best represents Mr. Griffin? Problem drinker, or African American haberdasher?"
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Get the Saltine American mug.I know a guy who looks exactly like Tyson Ritter...it's really weird, so....yeah. Anyways, I discovered The All-American Rejects about 10 months ago, and I really liked their music from the very beginning. I got their album "Move Along", with such songs as "It Ends Tonight", "Move Along", "Dirty Little Secret", and "Night Drive", all great songs. They are about the coolest thing since chocolate!!! They are the best band I believe I've ever heard. I know you probably think I'm gay because all the other people who wrote positive things on this definition were girls, but I am definitely not gay, I just think that they have some awesome music worth writing about. That is about all I have to say.
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My brother was in a car accident caused by two high school football stars. He got 100 stitches and one eye. They got one year at juvie AFTER football season ends. Damn you american football!
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