kevin thomas

A fat kid who plays football because he is fat. Probably good at playing video games and eating like a fat fuck. Loves to lift but it doesn't help because he is fat and he is probably a whitewashed indian

LOOOK IT IS A WILD KEVIN THOMAS EATING LIKE A FAT FUCK

by ttfioq e9 October 22, 2020

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The Thomas Edison

Find a lamp, place on floor…procure yourself onto the lamp. inserting light bulb into rectum. Turn on light…you will find the heat stimulating….possibly “milking the prostate” or stimulating the G-Spot. Generally, you should wrap the light bulb in some sort of plastic wrap to ensure that if the bulb does break you don't lose your capacity to excrete permanently.

Sean~ "OMGOMGOMGOMGOGMOMGOG dood call the doctor"
Jim~ "Shit dood...what happened?"
Sean~ "The Thomas Edison...that guy's full of shit...and we're outta saran wrap."
Jim~ "Gayboat"

by PatrickOMGWTFBBQ February 17, 2006

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thomas sucks

It refers to service so when you have no service or bad service you say aww i got "bad thomas" or "my thomas sucks" It origins from a verizon ad where he had service anywhere even a jungle but when you don't have it its because thomas sucks and is betraying you

dogg non of my apps are working my thomas sucks

by ur muum December 11, 2017

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Thomas Taylor

A drunk sex guy who likes to beat children and supports fifa pack openings and fingers his gf

That drunk is a Thomas Taylor

by Adamulla water needer October 26, 2020

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thomas and alexia

thomas and Alexia are a great couple. there kind and loyal to each other. even though one of them might be a little shy they truly love each other or if they are in middle school or something they truly like each other. they have so much in common even tho at first they don't see it.

thomas and Alexia are so cute together. I think they will last forever

by lexi.girl December 14, 2017

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