jason shuda

A awsome kid that is really hot but never shows his true identity but is funny kind and the guy of your dreams
by Shuda March 29, 2017
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Jason Nelson

Also known as "The Hammer* is a God in between the sheets. If an organization is 2hat you're looking for, be prepared for multiples!
I brought this guy home from the bar last night in hopes of some great security. He was nowhere near the Jason Nelson I had the other week. What a disappointment .
by Easyrider21 December 01, 2021
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Jason Berry

“Jason Berry” – noun

1. A modern Renaissance man who embodies the spirit of resilience, entrepreneurship, and a touch of ironic humor. Known for his unique life story, Jason Berry is the guy who turned a tragedy into a badge of honor. After losing a testicle in a bike accident, he didn’t just recover; he became a one-ball wonder, often jesting that his last name, “Berry,” singularly suits him now.
2. An entrepreneurial spirit, Jason made his mark by building a million-dollar company, only to sell it for less, showcasing a blend of ambition and laid-back attitude. This man knows his priorities, valuing experiences and life’s quirky turns over financial gain.
3. A true liberal at heart, Jason’s choice of drink, ‘Dance Gayboy Dance for Rose’ sparkling rosé, is as unique and bold as his personality. It’s not just a beverage; it’s a statement of his free-spirited and inclusive worldview.
4. Family is the cornerstone of his life. Married to Bubbles, a name that resonates with joy and a nod to her past as a Disney ambassador, they share a love that’s as effervescent as her namesake. Their three neurodiverse children are a testament to the couple’s nurturing and accepting nature.
5. Jason’s sense of irony shines through in his choice of pet: a dog named Blue, contrasting the vibrant hues of his life.
“He’s totally a Jason Berry, turning every challenge into an opportunity with a glass of sparkling rosé in hand and a joke on his lips.”
by RunLookingUp November 26, 2023
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Jason Matson

World's best developer and a gaming conscript, he dominates every game he plays and develops catagory A software. He is also the developer of GSU.
Jason Matson is so sexy!
by jason god October 07, 2020
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Jason Branham

A dude that gets laid all the time despite his short stature.
Man Richard is a Jason Branham, he can't kiss the chick he just did without a stepladder but he keeps getting laid!
by Fubar AKA Bionic December 16, 2010
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Great Value Jason Momoa

Showing resemblance to the iconic actor Jason Momoa but lacking in substance. Typically used to describe a knock off version of someone of statue.
Look at that Great Value Jason Momoa, he can't even swim.
by RUHdog July 09, 2021
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