flushed the mouse

To fail utterly, often as the result of uncertainty as to what to do.

Origin: Tony Kornheiser, The Tony Kornheiser Show (2024)

Tony tried to find the best way to dispose of the dead rodent but in the end he just flushed the mouse.

Nigel really flushed the mouse when he said “May the Force be with you” was from Star Trek.

by Tryptan Felle May 5, 2024

mouse

1. A THING THAT HAS A USB TO CONTROL YOURS OR OTHERS MOUSES ON THE SCREEN
2. a cute little harmless thing THAT CARRIES DESSISSES

Mouses are VERY cute.

by THE GRIM REAPER! November 23, 2022

Mickey Mouse Lights

The blue lights on top of a police car that stay on and do not flash.

That cop didn't light me up but he came up on me with his Mickey Mouse Lights on.

by LSUBeast December 12, 2015

Mousing

Tweaking out or geeking out. A crazy state, typically induced by drugs or alcohol.

“This weed is making me mouse out so hard rn”

“Im going to mouse out if I get a 50% or lower on that math test”

“She’s mousing so hard rn because of my crazy dick”

by samthr0@tg February 12, 2024

Mickey Mouse

A mouse at Disneyland whom is made for children. He is also mentioned in cartoons and shows. He’s known for is funny and friendly personality.

“I can’t wait to see Mickey Mouse at Disneyland!” Squealed Ari.

by MickehMouse1038 May 4, 2023

Mighty mouse girl

An unusually powerful mouse girl, the real power behind other mice.

The Mighty Mouse Girl tried to convince them all that they were the big cheese, but really she knew who was going to get all the cheese in the end.

by The Original Agahnim July 7, 2021

Mouse Pussy

A small, tight vagina (pussy)

"I tried to fuck last night, but it wouldn't go in!"

"Why?"

"She had a mouse pussy"

by SweetCookieCake August 14, 2019