Mickey mouse

The most fucking popular mouse on the god damn earth that is not even used that fucking much made by Walt Disney after Oswald was fucking bought by what ever company only to by bought back for epic Mickey in the 2000s I don’t get why the rat fuck is still around eh his name was gonna be fucking Mortimer which was changed because I don’t fucking know

Ha hey every body it’s me Mickey mouse

by Doritos day October 29, 2020

Mickey Mouse

A terrifying supreme being who has power over all of us. Usually resides in nightmare land, or on the Disney Channel.

Person 1:I had a terrifying dream about a mouse..
Person 2: OMG!! was it mickey mouse?!?

by SkirtCobain June 30, 2023

Mickey Mouse

A mouse that has a life better than mine

Mickey Mouse a mouse that’s a nig

by Thelifemistake September 15, 2020

Mickey mouse

Staining the bed sheets from the woman cumming so hard, it forms a mickey mouse shape

I fucked her so hard last night she left mickey mouse stains behind!

by ry1of6 August 29, 2018

Mickey Mouse

A demon known for kidnapping children and beating them until they the cried infinitely.

MICKEY MOUSE CLUB HOUSE COME INSIDE IT'S FUN INSIDE.

by Scroodle March 18, 2021

Mickey Mouse

Black dude wearing red homemade pampers

Guy 1 Hey you saw that mickey mouse guy over there.
Guy 2 Ya he got nice tights. *laughs

by world girl pbs kids April 15, 2020

Mickey Mouse

QUACKITY.

What a bunch of feral boys. And then there Mickey Mouse I guess

by Mickey Mouse. Feral boys April 15, 2021