Hard House DJ

The hard house DJ is one of many rare talents, one who has the ability to play a variation of hoover driven tracks at around 150bpm without the use of a sync button. The hard house DJ is the one who will let you know copious amount of times that "they have this on vinyl". The Hard house DJ has an amazing ability to adapt, they can for years telling all that vinyl is king and only "Real" djs use vinyl, until they buy a digital controller and ask their mates to send them tracks and start forming a huge following playing live sets online 3 times a day. The Hard house DJ is a very well informed and literal thinker, often holding a great intelligent mind, they often form opinions on other fellow Hard house DJs with comments such as "they can't mix for shit" or "whose arse did they kiss to get a set?" These opinions are held with great conviction and passion, often slagging off a certain fellow DJ to their mates for months. Very occasionally a DJ will propel to Hard Dance stardom with their newly found following, record label and club night, The DJ, the Hard House DJ has been slating for months now becomes the new "Best friend". The Hard house DJ, like a wild predator will latch on to the new best friend in the hope for a set or even a colab on their next released track. Often liking and commenting on the propelled djs social posts almost daily. Hard house DJs tend to have more opinions than vinyl records.
The hard house DJ who played "The Dawn" last night was absolutely bangin'
by Mixtrack Pro July 24, 2022
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dj martay

The best wide reciever in South Dakota. Goin D-1 and will be the next Randy Moss in the NFL!!!
Man # 81 is tearin it up, that must be DJ MARTAY out there.
by Eufanta November 01, 2007
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dj butthole

When a club or venue DJ is terrible and can't keep the crowd engaged their name is assumed to be DJ Butthole
No one is dancing. This dude sucks ass.

(Screaming)
DJ BUTTHOLE!!!!!!
by Piratemothafuckinsteve March 18, 2023
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DJ Days

A term used to describe extra hidden sick days a person has. A DJ Day consists of taking an unpaid sick day and along with that a write up.
Bro you’re out of sick days!

Nah man, I have three DJ Days to burn still.
by Russell96 November 14, 2020
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Dj Kay rich

Our family gathers together in November for DJ Kay Rich aka Snacksgiving.
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Dj beast

Dj beast td making us entertained
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dj d wrek

gonna go rub yo coochie 😺😺
“make sure u dj d wrek ts b4 u gts for me ma”
by yobitxh October 16, 2023
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