ur mums pussy

ur mums pussy is so hot

i enjoyed fucking ur mums pussy last night

by Rjehehehehe September 16, 2022

ur-BAN dicktionary

the title for people that were banned for saying sex related things. they are urban dicks.

friend: i saw an ur-BAN dicktionary earlier today
me: wow, what did he say?
friend: a city is a type of sex when you do vore and throw a fetus

by [{(KAT)}] October 27, 2020

Ur mum innit

just. ur mum. innit

no one:

legit no one:
fucking not even one soul on this planet:
sam: ur mum innit

by Janis Smith June 28, 2020

Ur uncle herbert

that one uncle who gets so drunk he either passes out, or tries to kill you by running you over, also hes usually a trump supporter

Person 1: dude ur uncle herbert just tried to run me over with his truck
person 2: yea he always does that, that trump supporter

by thatonepedophile420_69 November 30, 2020

ur uncle pervert

The ultimate punisher after someone utters “ur mom gay” and “ur dad lesbian”. The peasant that hears this will get destroyed. Now while they are vulnerable, you have to say everything they tried insulting you with and yell out “ur uncle perv” to 1. Destroy their entire career and 2. Forever traumatize them. If they say “no u” you have to yell out the ultimate combo finisher “ur uncle hella perv” to end them. They can’t come back from that. If they do, use your banishment card “begone thot to banish them while destroying their entire career and forever traumatizing them.

Person 1: Ur mom gay
Person 2: No u
Person 1: ur dad lesbian
Person 2: ur uncle pervert
Person 1: collapses
Person2: ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian and ur uncle a perv
Person 1: no u
Person 2: ur uncle hella perv
Person 1: no u
Person 2: BEGONE THOT
Person 1: (Gets banished and is sent into the underworld)

by nut_in_my_face777 May 10, 2018

ur sisters a mister

An insult that you can use instead of ur mom gay or ur dad lesbian.

Bob: Hey Steve ur mom gay
Steve: Oh yeah? Well ur dad lesbian
Bob: Ur sisters a mister
Steve: *all brain cells explode and Steve fucking dies*

by Franklin521 May 28, 2018

ur ancestors incestors

The term only used by Kings of the afterlife

Joel:uR mom gay lol
Jon:no u
Joel:no u
Jon:ur ancestors incestors
Joel:Disinegrates and is granted the ability to never die but feel pain and is thrown inside a valcano by Satan himself while Jon is being crowned the new king of hell*

by JONBIGNXGGA April 12, 2018