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Cock sucker 9000

Some name you call someone as an insult idfk
Jim: hey look! It's cock sucker 9000!
Davis: haha, very funny Jim
by Not-Cinnamon-bitez April 21, 2021
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oyster cock

Julia loves slurping down oysters, but hates the sight of oyster cocks
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Cock-blocker

A guy who tries to sabotage the friendship between a girl and another guy.
Mark told Stacey a fake story about a fake girlfriend of mine. What a Cock-blocker!
by canadiannick April 25, 2015
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Cock's Ass

Chicken's Anus
Shove that vibrator up the cock's ass
by rondalkb10 October 29, 2023
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Cock tosser

For when cock, or just tosser, or even wanker isn’t harsh enough... Like the difference between “dick” and “prick,” “cock tosser” allows for an even punchier pronunciation, so feel free to lay the disdain on thick.

It’s also a necessary distinction from “tosser” alone since unlike its at first synonymous-appearing counterpart - “wanker” - “tosser” typically means incompetent or inept. “Cock tosser” helps bring clarity.
“Urgh, Ryan? Lock the door next time! I don’t need to see you cock tossing you cock tosser!”

“Sorry Mum! I’m nearly finished.”

May also be used in a playful, or even complimentary expression, depending on context.

E.g. “Clifford’s getting tail left and right. Damn, he must be an amazing cock tosser; here’s hoping he gives me tips.”
by Bi like a bicycle August 24, 2019
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monster can cock

A giant dick that ejects funny tasting semen
"Owen has a monster can cock"
"How do you know"
"Don't ask"
by Smilingreaper420 April 10, 2024
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Scwabble Cock

when a cock looks like a cork and no one will ever love you for it, Maybe a hedgehog might, there's is pretty fucked too.
Brodie: Yo, did you see Rabs cock last night?
Matt: Nah lad I was blasted. Why?
Brodie: He's got a Scwabble Cock
by Jack Sniff February 13, 2022
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