auto cock

Auto cock, an intense yet automatic sexual drive.
Bob: Man! Did you see Rufus yesterday? He and Michelle went 6-speed transmission turbo drive? What did you do last night?

Otto: Nah! I don't do stick shift. Me and Thea drove auto cock
by ruraldictionary.com November 24, 2018
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snub nosed cock

my parents are jewish so i didn't get a choice on having a snub nosed cock
by Chimpanzee_With_Glock December 21, 2021
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Johnny Big Cock

Girl 1: “My bff blew Chad the other night and apparently his dick was so big she had a hard time getting it all the way in there”
Girl 2: “ Wow, I wouldn’t have expected Chad to be a Johnny Big Cock”
by Db.on.db December 19, 2023
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Tele-Cock

When you insert your penis into the earphone jack of your phone and drink your bodily fluids as it bleeds.
Oh no, I heard Jimmy did a Tele-Cock!
by BallWasher August 15, 2021
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Fat-Cock Genocide

Seriously. Get over it you piece of shit. You didn't have anything to say when it was 'Kill all men' I say 'Kill some of the men' and now we have the double standard where you refuse to accept that I wasn't being serious and ignore entirely the fact that you don't actually give a shit that I said it.
Hym "You don't give a fuck about fat-cock genocide. You know what? I was going to do off on a tangent but no. I'll break it up into parts and come back to it later. You're shit."
by Hym Iam June 17, 2024
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Fat-cock genocide

Oh! Wait! I forgot about the "women are only fucking the fat-cocks and the rest of us have to have relationships with the sloppy seconds and we're living in fat-cock parental Dictatorship"
Hym "But 'kill all men' is just as much a call for genocide as 'fat-cock genocide' but it made the women realize they're all fat cock supremacists so now I don't own the contents of my own mind... But the guy who SOLD IT AND HAS MONEY IN HIS BANK ACCOUNT DOES!"
by Hym Iam March 28, 2024
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Cock Fraud

A man who lies about the size of his penis.
“I’m packing a 17 incher in my pants”

No you are not Tom, you fucking Cock Fraud”
by Joku Bateman April 20, 2022
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